Hold onto your “Make America Great Again” hats, folks, because it looks like President Trump is about to pull off a peace deal with Iran. That’s right, the man who once famously tweeted about the size of his nuclear button is taking a new approach: diplomacy. It seems that Trump has been burning the midnight oil, skipping all his weekend and Labor Day plans, just to broker this deal. One can imagine the White House chief of staff sweating bullets as he tells Don Jr. his dad might miss the cake-cutting at his wedding for a little thing called “world peace.”

Now, this isn’t just any backroom deal. No, the president is rolling out the red carpet for peace talks with the highest stakes imaginable. We’ve got regional hotshots from Egypt, the UAE, and Saudi Arabia all singing kumbaya on a late-night conference call, urging Trump to seal the deal. Even the media, often critical of Trump’s unusual diplomacy style, is reporting hints that a major peace agreement could drop any minute. Sources say Trump has Israel’s Netanyahu on speed dial, though rumor has it Bibi’s hair might just be on fire over being out of the loop, but more on that later.

A key piece falling into place here is Trump’s ability to stick it to the neoconservatives who never met a conflict they didn’t like. Lindsey Graham might be reaching for the smelling salts over this one. He’s probably wondering if there’s a clause somewhere about invading Canada just to keep things spicy. After all, it wouldn’t be a world crisis without Graham throwing gasoline on the embers. Meanwhile, Trump’s making peace, not war, and that’s got some of the usual warmongers scrambling for a new talking point.

Of course, Trump is still a master of surprise. While in the Oval Office, he’s juggling calls like a circus performer, this time pulling together what looks like a one-page framework for peace, which sounds as straightforward as it gets. How refreshing is that? While Iran might be playing coy about enrichment details, it seems like there’s a new sheriff in town, and Trump’s peace plan might just have the legs to get past the one-yard line. The betting odds? They’re up, and it’s looking like a touchdown is in sight.

So here we are, waiting on the edge of our seats for which pieces will fall next. Perhaps Netanyahu will relent, and maybe the Middle East will get a breather from conflict. But as always with Trump, expect the unexpected. Will he finally show the naysayers that his way or the highway was right all along? Or will this be another chapter in the book of “Almost, but Not Quite”? Stay tuned as this unfolds, but remember what your boy Benny says: put these foreign entanglements to bed and let’s get back to fixing our grocery bills and gas prices. Because while international peace might be glamorous, making life affordable again is the true American dream. Pray for peace and pray that Trump gets this one across the goal line.