As we find ourselves exploring the magical realm of Middle Earth, it seems that politics and controversy are as alive there as they are in Washington. Gondor is buzzing with excitement and anticipation as they prepare for the grand coronation of Aragorn. This isn’t just any ordinary kingly affair; it’s a legendary gathering featuring celebrities straight from the pages of fantasy: Gandalf, Frodo, and an enthralling mix of elves, dwarves, and hobbits. Everyone’s abuzz with what this new dawn might bring for Gondor, but as with all things in politics, not everyone is thrilled.
In a tale as old as time, some skeptics have risen from the woodwork. Critics claim Aragorn’s ambitions lean toward isolating Gondor, accusing him of wanting to banish Orcs and build an impenetrable wall. The folks in Rohan clamor with complaints, pointing fingers at Gondor’s supposed isolationism, remembering the time they were left to fend for themselves against terrifying odds. They even bring up Gondor’s absence at the Battle of the Westfold, questioning their loyalties in times of dire need. While pointing fingers, they conveniently forget their own questionable strategies, like sending elderly men and children to battle at Helm’s Deep, which, despite the victory, wasn’t exactly a shining moment.
Political theater isn’t confined to just our world, it seems. As Aragorn steps into his new role, he’s met with divisive opinions, much like any modern leader. Critics ask how many elves had to sacrifice themselves at battles past while conveniently glossing over their own shortcomings. It’s a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, or perhaps, the hobbit calling the dwarf short. Who knew Middle Earth politics mirrored our own so amusingly?
As Aragorn prepares to ascend the throne amidst cheers and controversy, one is reminded that wherever there’s power, there’s always a comedic chaos that follows. Middle Earth politics reflect this amusingly, echoing the universal truth that stepping into leadership is never without its hurdles and humor. Whether it’s wizards and hobbits or men in suits, the dance of politics is the same, and it’s a dance as old as Middle Earth itself.
