In a classic Trump-style twist that left everyone from Washington insiders to breakfast table politicos buzzing, President Trump has embarked on a new frontier in his approach to illegal immigration. Known for making headlines with his grandiose plans, Trump has added another bold idea to his repertoire: sending criminal illegal aliens to the infamous Guantanamo Bay. A place known more for its less-than-hospitable conditions than any tourist appeal, Guantanamo seems poised to become an unlikely star in Trump’s immigration policy.
For those unfamiliar with Guantanamo’s charm—or lack thereof—thankfully, there’s Benny, who personally vouches for it being the most miserable place on the planet. His brother-in-law, who had the privilege of keeping watch in one of the guard towers, has assured him that it’s a wretched environment, even for American service members. One can only imagine the conditions awaiting those who aren’t there voluntarily, which maybe, just maybe, is the entire point.
The newly signed Lake and Riley Act, alongside this executive order, solidifies Trump’s mission to rid America of those who would flout the law. He ceremoniously signed the act in front of members of Congress and the very families it seeks to protect, underlining his commitment to laws that deter illegal activities from crossing American borders. As Trump continues to unveil measures that prioritize American safety, it’s clear that this latest move doubles down on his promise by adding a touch of geographical inconvenience.
Always seeking to make an impression, Trump isn’t just sticking to domestic enforcement. He’s sending a message loud and clear across international borders too. As the prospect of a lengthy Guantanamo stay looms over potential criminal entrants, countries will be more motivated than ever to accept back their wayward citizens. After all, nobody wants the unhappy phone call asking them to pick up their troublesome nationals from America’s least desirable island resort.
When Trump ran for office in 2016, he promised to build a wall. Now, in true Trump fashion, he’s building upon that with a “Remain in Gitmo” policy—effectively turning one of America’s most notorious prisons into a holding cell for those who dared disregard American law. As conservatives rally around the idea of Guantanamo becoming an ill-famed deterrent, the internet can’t help but buzz over what they see as a winning strategy. Who knew a little sunshine and isolation could be America’s latest immigration solution?
With whispers of Guantanamo-bound flights and the adamant claim that this innovative policy will stop migrants in their tracks, Trump’s actions are indeed stirring the pot. Whether or not this will become the newest deterrent is yet to be seen, but one thing’s for certain: Trump has again found a way to put his signature approach on an issue that’s been at the heart of his political career. In the world of Trump, everything’s a negotiation—even if it means relocating America’s newest arrivals to an island prison better known for its high-security cells than its warm welcomes.
