### The Democrats’ Dismal 2028 Lineup: Who’s Afraid of Stephen A. Smith?
In a curious twist of fate, the Democratic Party appears to be gearing up for the 2028 presidential election with a lineup so lackluster it could make a seasoned couch potato sigh in disinterest. The Hill recently published a list of the top ten Democratic contenders for the upcoming election cycle. When one glances at this roster, it’s hard not to chuckle at the sheer absurdity of it all.
Well, if you were thinking about grabbing popcorn to enjoy this political circus, prepare for a big disappointment. Number ten on the list is none other than Stephen A. Smith, an ESPN pundit whose political ambitions seem more like a fleeting thought than a serious commitment. Is the left really so desperate that they’re considering a sports commentator as one of their hopefuls? Smith may have a way with words in sports, but will he be able to tackle debates on healthcare and foreign policy? Not likely, but based on the Democratic bench, it seems he’s worth a shot—at least in their eyes.
Next up is Rahm Emanuel, former chief of staff for Barack Obama and later Chicago’s mayor. While Emanuel once had his moment in the sun, it appears he’s dimmed to a flicker in the collective memory of the American political landscape. With many left wondering what he’s been up to lately, it’s tough to imagine him rallying the troops for any cause, let alone a presidential campaign. Following closely behind him at number eight is Pete Buttigieg, who many remember as the mayor who couldn’t quite get around to fixing potholes. His tenure as Transportation Secretary didn’t fare much better, plagued by train derailments and logistical nightmares. It seems that rising to fame in a high-profile cabinet role hasn’t translated into a promising shot at the presidency.
As the list continues, the names don’t improve much. J.B. Pritzker, the billionaire Illinois governor, lands at number seven—and while money talks, it didn’t quite do the trick for Michael Bloomberg a few cycles back. Number six highlights Kamala Harris, seemingly still riding off the coattails of her vice presidency, which itself was a surprise gift rather than a hard-fought victory. Given her past run in 2020, which concluded with her withdrawing before the primaries, her current standing seems like more of a joke than an actual threat.
Wes Moore, current governor of Maryland, appears at number five. While he has received some buzz, particularly from the left, his accomplishments haven’t yet solidified a place in the broader national conversation. Gavin Newsom, California’s governor, at number four, has also mismanaged his state’s affairs, prompting many to wonder how he could possibly inspire confidence on a national scale. The governor’s confusion about the identity of his own party showcases just how out of touch he might be.
To make things even more interesting, Gretchen Whitmer is slotted at number three, despite her having faced criticism for her handling of the pandemic. She might have earned some sympathy due to a foiled kidnapping plot against her, but it would take more than a dramatic incident to elevate her profile nationally. And then we have Josh Shapiro at number two. He brings a bit of complexity to the landscape as he navigates the often treacherous waters of public opinion in Pennsylvania. However, his success may hinge on whether he can appease the faction of his party that leans anti-Israel, a substantial challenge.
Last but by no means least, the grand finale of the list is none other than rising star Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, affectionately known as AOC. With her progressive firebrand persona, she’s poised to capture the enthusiasm of younger voters — which could sway the direction of the Democratic Party in significant ways. Should the political climate become unbearable for the left, it’s not a far stretch to envision a scenario where AOC becomes the party’s figurehead. The precarious tension within the Democratic ranks makes her nomination a very real possibility, albeit one that many conservatives might relish if it unfolds.
In conclusion, the Democrats’ 2028 contender list resembles a peculiar mix of familiar faces and oddball selections. As the political landscape evolves and tensions rise, it’s hard to not take some delight in watching this unfolding spectacle. With a mix of desperation, unpredictability, and unwelcome surprises, the conservative side might just find this adaptation of “Survivor: Political Edition” worth tuning into!
