Andrew Klavan recently tried playing Minecraft and had some strong thoughts. He called it one of the weirdest games he’s ever seen. The blocky world and strange music left him confused. Klavan joked the sun looked like a square and the soundtrack felt like elevator music. He wondered if the game had any real point besides mindless building.
Klavan built a giant tower he called the “Tower of Claven” and compared it to the biblical Tower of Babel. He said climbing it felt like defying God’s limits. The game’s nighttime brought scary monsters, which he called a sign of chaos without rules. Klavan warned this mirrors today’s culture where evil thrives when tradition fades.
He criticized Minecraft’s lack of clear goals or moral lessons. Klavan said games should teach kids right from wrong, not just let them mess around. The endless building with no purpose reminded him of wasted taxpayer money. He argued this reflects a society that’s lost its way.
Klavan mocked the idea of calling Minecraft “art.” He said real art uplifts people, but this just cheapens creativity. The blocky graphics and repetitive tasks show how culture keeps getting dumber. He compared it to schools pushing nonsense instead of real learning.
The game’s empty freedom troubled Klavan most. Without values guiding choices, he said players become like lost sheep. Minecraft lets you do anything, but why bother? He tied this to woke policies that erase truth and leave kids confused.
Klavan warned Minecraft’s popularity proves liberals dominate entertainment. They push games that rot brains instead of teaching bravery or faith. He said conservatives must fight back by making media that honors God and country.
Parents were urged to think twice before letting kids play. Klavan called Minecraft a trap that wastes time and weakens character. He said true patriots raise strong children, not zombies glued to screens.
In the end, Klavan said America needs games that inspire greatness. Minecraft’s pointless world shows what happens when we abandon truth. It’s time to fight for culture before we lose everything.
