Starbucks baristas across the country are throwing tantrums over a simple black shirt policy. While customers wait in long lines for coffee, unionized workers chant slogans and picket stores – angry about updated dress codes requiring basic professionalism. This meltdown reveals how radical activism has infected the workplace.
The coffee giant’s woke hiring practices and LGBTQ+ advocacy trained employees to prioritize politics over service. Now they’ve turned that mindset against Starbucks itself. Unions demand negotiations about shirt colors while stores crumble under staffing crises. Baristas claim needing two black shirts is “oppressive” – even though the company provided free uniforms.
These protesters want pay raises for unskilled labor while refusing to wear work-appropriate clothing. They scream about “fairness” as small businesses nearby struggle to survive real hardships. Starbucks created this monster by pushing social justice instead of business fundamentals. Now they’re reaping what they sowed.
Union bosses exploit young workers who’ve never held real jobs. They’ve convinced baristas that chanting in parking lots counts as “activism” – more important than showing up in clean uniforms. Meanwhile, parents working night shifts can’t get coffee because stores keep closing early due to “solidarity” strikes.
Starbucks tried appeasing the woke mob with rainbow merchandise and gender-neutral bathrooms. Instead of gratitude, they got entitled employees who file lawsuits over dress codes. The company’s stock price keeps dropping as customers grow tired of political theater with their lattes.
This isn’t about shirts – it’s about control. Unions want power over every store policy, from dress codes to break room posters. They’ll bankrupt Starbucks to prove their point. Hardworking Americans just want dependable service, not lectures about social justice from part-time coffee pourers.
While real workers build pipelines and harvest crops, these baristas complain about wearing black instead of tie-dye. They demand $25/hour for pushing buttons on espresso machines – jobs teenagers used to do for summer cash. The protest signs should say: “Pay me like a doctor for work a monkey could do.”
America’s backbone isn’t found in union slogans or Starbucks boycotts. It’s in people who show up on time, follow dress codes, and take pride in honest work. Until these protesters learn that lesson, they’ll keep burning down the very company that feeds their activism addiction.
