In a surprising twist of events—or perhaps not so surprising given the power dynamics in play—the House Republicans pulled off a significant legislative victory that can only be described as a colossal win for the party and its de facto leader, former President Donald Trump. Lovingly dubbed the “one big, beautiful bill,” this piece of legislation is poised to usher in a new era of governance—or at least that’s the hope swirling around Republican circles. It’s the kind of bill that has more chapters than a mystery novel and, fittingly, holds enough suspense to have kept Capitol Hill buzzing all night long.

Now, this grand achievement is notably meaningful for all the multitasking moms and dads across the country, juggling their calculators and tax forms. One of the bill’s shining stars is its provision to make permanent the 2017 tax cuts. While some naysayers scoff at these as handouts to billionaires, the reality is that more than 60% of Americans benefit. And considering that America is not, in fact, populated by a billionaire majority, these cuts clearly aim to support middle-class families. But if dreaming up conspiracy theories about tax breaks helps the left sleep at night, let them be.

Enticingly, the Republicans have added perks such as no taxes on tips and overtime, which might explain Speaker Mike Johnson’s sleepless nights. Not that hard-working Americans are complaining—this is the kind of motivation that sweeps through voters like a caffeine rush on election day. It’s a strategic hit that tackles an array of issues, including fortifying border security. Now, who could have expected that from an administration keen on building a wall and hiring more ICE agents?

But don’t stop the celebration music yet; there’s more. The bill emerges as a fiscal conservative’s dream by tackling waste, fraud, and abuse sprawled across government spending. It caps off with a generous sprinkle of work requirements for able-bodied Medicaid recipients, set to begin in 2026. It’s a move that left those gunning for more comprehensive Medicaid cuts a tad disappointed, but hey, baby steps toward accountability will always count for something.

What’s rather amusing is the lukewarm response from Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries, who only armed himself with 30 minutes of floor time to counter this juggernaut of conservative success. It seems as though the Democratic strategy was to stand back and let the Republicans shoot the winning basket. Perhaps they recognized the inevitability of the bill’s passage, or maybe, just maybe, they’re saving their energy for a time they think they can score. Tough times, indeed, when one finds themself on the losing side of America’s next big legislative leap.

With a gauntlet thrown down, it’s now up to the Senate to grapple with this legislative giant. As Republicans savor their current victory, the final hurdle remains in the Senate’s hands. One thing is certain—for now, the air in Republican-held territories is decidedly celebratory. And as the nation waits for the final word, Trump’s America First agenda prepares for its latest debut. Strap in; it’s bound to be a show.