In the topsy-turvy world of cultural critique, the latest absurdity has surfaced with a flourish—wearing what one might call “stupid-colored” glasses. These metaphorical specs, associated with racism, intellectual prejudice, and progressive politics, obscure complexity and reduce everything to a singular narrative. The premise is simple: when folk don those glasses, reality distorts into something laughably skewed. Why see the world in its vivid diversity when one can limit it to a dreary, monochrome caricature?

There’s an astounding revelation here. Racism, the villain of this piece, is akin to those comical lenses that render reality into absurd clichés. While the article suggests Democrats are the optical recruits keeping minority groups, like African Americans, ensnared in poverty’s grip, the claim lacks empirical basis from any credible sources. Instead, laziness and educational neglect aren’t exclusive traits of any race, but rather perilous badges of poverty. Yet, somehow, it seems Democrats have framed these as cultural staples, creating a bewildering narrative gumbo.

The comedian at the helm of this critique brings up another group often misunderstood by the racially myopic: the Jews. With an intellectual tradition as rich as their history, Jews have made significant strides in science and the arts. Yet, the same cultural forces that celebrate diversity paradoxically pigeonhole Jews into niches as troublemakers simply for wielding their formidable intellect in societal debates. Perhaps those wearing these “stupid” glasses forgot that Jewish contributions extend far beyond dusty communist tracts.

Intellectuals, no longer carrying the moral compass once provided by tradition and religion, are now painted as hapless wanderers. They’ve traded their wise mentors for self-adulation and, surprise, find themselves stranded in irrelevance. Their rebellion lacks the poetic justice of a Shakespearean drama, getting instead the tumbleweed treatment.

Now, people who cherish tradition and time-honored values are encouraged to step into the limelight. Conservatives, with their penchant for common sense and often painful grasp of historical insight, could hold the keys to revitalizing cultural dialogue. They can become the “avant-garde” of a more grounded narrative, not by following the cacophony of a misguided chorus, but by belting their own tunes. The remedy, it seems, isn’t silence or appeasement but the brave assertion of wisdom against the din of the daft, “stupid-colored” perception.