Jim Acosta’s much-hyped “Fire Within Tour” crashed and burned faster than you can say “fake news.” The CNN dropout’s live town hall event in Washington, D.C., drew a pitiful crowd of die-hard Trump haters and union plants. Even in a city packed with liberals, half the seats sat empty—proving nobody cares about his tired act anymore.

The “star-studded” lineup was a who’s who of washed-up resistance grifters. Rosie O’Donnell ranted, a Texas Democrat whined about Trump, and professional complainers nobody recognizes took the stage. Acosta’s desperate attempt to rebrand as a “truth defender” fell flatter than a pancake at a keto convention.

Insiders revealed the sad truth: Most attendees were either union members ordered to cheer or friends of the speakers. One reporter spotted empty rows labeled “closed” to hide the embarrassment. Acosta’s Substack fans clearly didn’t bother showing up—even after he begged them to buy last-minute tickets.

This dumpster fire proved CNN was right to dump Acosta. His new gig as a liberal circus ringmaster isn’t fooling anyone. The event’s cringey tagline—“Fueling Courage. Defending Freedom”—sounded more like a bad energy drink ad than a serious political movement.

While Acosta’s fans clapped for preachy lectures, real Americans were working jobs and raising families. Normal people don’t have time for rich coastal elites crying about “democracy” between wine sips. This elitist garbage is why middle America hates D.C.

The “Fire Within Tour” should’ve been called the “Flame Out Tour.” Acosta’s desperate cash grab exposed the left’s echo chamber—a bubble where losers like Jasmine Crockett get treated like celebrities. Meanwhile, Trump’s rallies keep packing stadiums with actual patriots.

Liberal media dinosaurs keep peddling this nonsense because they’re terrified of losing power. They’d rather host sad clown shows than admit everyday Americans reject their woke agenda. Acosta’s flop is a warning sign: The left’s culture war is spiraling down the drain.

Here’s the bottom line: While coastal elites waste time on cringe comedy tours, conservatives are fighting to save the country. Let them keep screaming into the void. We’ll keep winning elections, rebuilding the economy, and putting America first.