In an unexpected twist worthy of reality TV, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has announced a significant increase in deportations involving criminal aliens. Since Donald Trump took office merely 140 days ago, the administration has aimed for a strategy to deport one million noncitizens annually, a target more ambitious than any prior. It seems like Trump’s policies might just be the initiative nobody knew was needed.

Now, imagine if you will, a two-track plan on display like a well-rehearsed Broadway production. Act One features the classic ICE arrests and deportations—nothing new here, just the same old drama. But the plot truly thickens with Act Two, where a clever play encourages aliens here illegally to take a voluntary bow out of the American stage. This second act, subtle yet arguably cheaper for taxpayers, shows yet another creative approach in Trump’s immigration policy.

The numbers speak louder than words. Although the specific figures aren’t confirmed, there’s a target to notably reduce the noncitizen population. While officials aren’t necessarily hosting deportation parties in celebration, the wall street crowd notes that a declining immigrant population has coincidentally pumped up wages.

Let’s not forget the financial policies sprinkled into this mix. Instead of a departure bonus, there are fines imposed on those who do not comply with removal orders, reaching up to $998 daily. It’s a neat flip on the expense account, without the need for significant payouts, thus saving Uncle Sam a pretty penny.

Smart policies have set up the perfect ‘carrot and stick’ scenario. By enforcing DHS directives that could cost illegal residents a fine for non-compliance, the pain of staying outweighs the comfort of leaving. It’s almost like offering them a fast-pass to exit the theme park before the closing fireworks. Some have argued this is the American Dream in reverse, but streamlining law enforcement is causing the voluntary exodus to be professional and strategic.

In conclusion, what started as a seemingly impossible task—like herding cats—has not only gotten criminal aliens to hit the road but has also done so in a manner that’s spotlight-worthy. While it’s uncertain whether or not mass self-deportation will ever win a standing ovation from the blue state theater critics, it has already gathered applause from audiences who enjoy a spectacle where labor supply shifts lead to higher wages. This act, it seems, is just getting started, and the stage is set for what’s next.