In an absolutely hysterical episode of political theater, President Trump has whipped up a storm of controversy by announcing a “war” on Chicago. Now, before Democratic hearts start palpitating at the thought of tanks rolling down Michigan Avenue, let it be clear, he declared war on crime, not the Windy City itself. But as always, the subtlety of a figure of speech is apparently too nuanced for some ears on the left. The whole scenario is like a never-ending sitcom, with each episode featuring Democrats comically misunderstanding anything beyond the literal.
This comedic saga reached its peak when Trump, wielding his ever-refreshing sense of humor, shared a meme on Truth Social. With a nod to the cinematic classic “Apocalypse Now,” the meme quipped that Chicago would soon discover why the department is now called the “Department of War.” Cue the chorus of cries from Democratic officials decrying what they interpret as a declaration of war. Never mind that the meme is about as literal as calling Social Security the Fountain of Youth.
Amidst the media panic, Illinois’ Governor Pritzker rushed to his soapbox, perhaps breaking a sweat over what he perceived as an existential threat to the Land of Lincoln. Apparently, assuring public safety now equates to an authoritarian takeover in the language of the left. And California’s own Gavin Newsom, always eager to play the part of the progressive prophet, warned against becoming “numb” to Trump’s antics. Maybe they missed it, but this might be the only time something smelled a bit like common sense emanating from Washington.
Over at the Self-Righteous News Network, media personalities were tying themselves in knots trying to interpret the President’s actions as an assault on dignity and democracy. Their desperation to misconstrue the situation is nothing short of amusing. Apparently, bringing in the National Guard to assist in handling rampant crime is akin to a power grab more suited to a fictional dystopia. Spoiler alert: it actually might just be about making cities safer. Who knew?
Folks, Trump’s actions could easily be described as addressing the obvious – Chicago’s crime rate issues aren’t exactly a secret. Yet, the hysterics from those clutching their pearls would have one believe he’s setting up a dictatorship. It’s laughable that efforts to curb crime have ignited panic from those who seem to revel in the chaos of ungovernable cities. Perhaps it’s time for the Not So Secret Democratic Emporium of Outrage to take a collective deep breath, because here’s a newsflash: Chicago’s enemies aren’t soldiers in camouflage, but criminals who’ve had the run of the place. Let’s hope this new chapter sees a ratings drop for what’s turning into a bit of a farcical soap opera.
