In what might sound like a wild daydream, conservative hero Kristi Noem spent a rather eventful day in Portland, Oregon, mixing it up with some of the city’s more outspoken protestors. The day included plenty of adventure, costumed protesters, and even a bit of prayer, all in defense of law enforcement and border security. If you ever thought politics was dull, this might make you reconsider!
The day kicked off with Kristi Noem taking a stand outside an ICE facility that looked like it had seen better days. The building was boarded up tighter than a sandwich, with graffiti splashed across the walls and a history that read like a survivor of a late-night bonfire. But none of that could dampen Kristi’s determination to bring some attention to the situation. She started off with a heartfelt prayer, not a bad way to begin when standing nose to nose with an Antifa crowd; sometimes you need all the help you can get.
Joining her were journalists and onlookers there to capture every electrifying moment. Kristi was not just there to sightsee; she was on a mission, and the protesters made sure she felt far from welcome. Yet, undeterred, she set about speaking to a few folks with questionable immigration histories. Imagine her surprise when she discovered one individual, in particular, had crossed the border more times than he could count on one hand.
Ever the provocateur, Kristi extended an invitation to CNN reporters to come walk the streets with her and see Portland through the lens of actual reality rather than through the comforts of a cozy news studio. According to her, the gulf between perception and reality could be as wide as the Mississippi, and she’d be happy to narrow it for the viewing audience.
But wait, there’s more! Just when it seemed like the day couldn’t get more intense, the topic of a certain songwriter, Zach Bryan, popped up. While young Zach might think he’s striking a chord with some, Kristi made it clear she found the song not just disrespectful to law enforcement but to all those who upheld the nation’s freedoms. Imagine vying for the title of a top conversation starter in one day.
And so, just like that, the adventure wrapped up as Kristi and her makeshift entourage survived the onslaught of protests, questions, and the occasional feathery costume. With the mission complete, reporters packed their bags, ready to bring the tales of one wild day from the edge of politics to their eager readers. It goes to show, for some, serving in the name of justice and country never takes a day off.
