Ah, AOC—the gift that keeps on giving. Over the weekend, her performance at a rally in New York could almost be described as cinematic. Call it dramatic flair, call it a psychotic breakdown, but whatever floats your boat, prepare yourself for a classic AOC moment, which hilariously sums up the mystery of how one can reference nearly every grievance in modern history in the span of a few minutes. This column brings you a countdown of her five most hysterical meltdowns, starting with her latest emotional rollercoaster.

Her recent speech seemed aimed at time-traveling through bouts of historical suffering. With a flick of passion (or was it agitation?), she drew a parallel across various struggles to make way for her pièce de résistance: a full-blown denunciation of Donald Trump. She proclaimed that Trump’s authoritarianism was not fit for New York.

Then, AOC launched into a tirade against the GOP. She cried foul that a Republican member had indulged in conspiracy theories about Jewish space lasers. Yes, you read that right—Jewish space lasers. Apparently, one’s imagination is the only limit when it comes to creative insult inflation in political discourse.

And, of course, AOC made sure to toss in some vigorous rhetoric about “targeting women of color.” It seems to be her go-to button whenever she feels cornered. This time, she contended that her “life was threatened” and lamented not receiving a committee appointment, drawing a fretful portrait of oppression and conspiracy against her.

Finally, the maestro crescendoed her rhapsody with an impassioned defense of hardworking Americans. She slammed, or rather, swatted at some ‘two-bit union buster’ who daringly thinks he’s more of a patriot than she is. AOC was full throttle as she painted herself as the ultimate champion of working people. The irony is that her rhetoric seemed to have more calories than the resolutions she proposes.

So there you have it, folks. Whether AOC’s speeches deliver substance or satire is a matter for the 21st-century armchair philosopher to ponder. Meanwhile, conservative onlookers keep the popcorn popping as her impassioned oratories unfold like prime-time reality TV.