It’s a spectacle, folks. Picture this: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the Congresswoman from New York, boldly declares she would “stomp” JD Vance in a debate. Why? A recent poll suggests she’d come out on top in a theoretical head-to-head clash in a presidential race come 2028. Now, polls three years ahead might have all the accuracy of a weather forecast during a hurricane, but let’s humor her confidence for a minute.

AOC’s humor-filled confidence seems to suggest she’s ready to take on Vance, with laughter echoing in the background. It’s the kind of bravado that keeps things lively in the political ring. But one can’t help but wonder if she remembers JD Vance’s past debate performances. The last time he faced off with a Democrat, he navigated through discussions like he was walking through a breeze, taking on topics from assault weapons to nuclear threats.

In the past, we’ve seen JD Vance handle debates with the agility of a gymnast. He’s shifted positions when necessary, evolving his stance on issues like an assault weapons ban. His experiences, such as sitting with Sandy Hook parents, appear to have steeled him with resolve and empathy. Let’s not forget, he’s become friends with school shooting survivors, proving he’s not just a suit but a relatable, heartfelt individual.

Vance’s debating skills shone when he addressed formidable topics, like the nuclear threat posed by Iran. Despite the heat of the moment, he managed to articulate his thoughts clearly. It’s a tactic straight out of the well-worn playbook of political jostling.

Should AOC and JD Vance ever cross paths on a debate stage filled with lights, cameras, and the electric charge of anticipation, it will no doubt be a crowd-puller—a showdown between brash confidence and quiet competence. Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen; the next act in the grand political theater may be coming soon to a national stage near you.