Ah, Hollywood celebrities—a group always eager to sprinkle a little moral seasoning on our lives, whether we ask for it or not. Last night’s Golden Globes certainly delivered the latest installment of their well-rehearsed virtue comedy-drama. This time, the saga revolved around Renee Good, a left-wing activist who tragically lost her life in a confrontation with an ICE agent. If you’re scratching your head wondering how this became a moment of Hollywood heroism, you’re not alone.

Let’s paint the picture. Renee Good, whose actions were caught on camera, attempted to run over an ICE agent. The agent, defending himself, took action, leading to a tragic end for Renee. This incident, with all its clear-cut evidence, was transformed into a moment of misplaced hero-worship by the very celebrities who, just a moment ago, were hailing federal law enforcement for their actions regarding January 6th. Oh, the sweet irony of a double standard!

Enter Mark Ruffalo, who took the stage as if auditioning for the lead role in a drama titled “Where Art Thou, Reason?” This millionaire actor by day, professional victim by night, spoke of fear and terror, warning us all that what’s happening in America isn’t the America he knows. One wonders if he’s referring to the America of free speech and law and order, or the one where actors dress up as moral teachers. He’s worried for the country—and perhaps his role in the next CGI blockbuster.

Then, of course, the stage was graced by Wanda Sykes, ever the comic jewel on Hollywood’s dusty shelf. She leapt to address the tragedy of Renee’s death, speaking boldly against the so-called rogue government. She called for marches and action, forgetting perhaps that the government she’s rebelling against is part of the structure she often supports. But timing isn’t everything in comedy, right?

And finally, just when you thought the night couldn’t get any stranger, Bill Maher emerged as an unexpected voice of reason. Yes, Bill Maher, offering a dose of sanity in this circus. He criticized the overdramatic displays and suggested that perhaps celebrities should stick to entertainment. Imagine that—entertainers entertaining! If Bill Maher is the grounding force of a night, it really does make you wonder about the company he’s keeping.

All in all, it was just another day in Hollywood, where fiction seems to blend so effortlessly with their version of reality. While they act out these roles on the stage, the real world watches, bemused and often bewildered, wondering if the scriptwriters have gotten lost in their own plot twists.