Gutfeld: America Overrun by Non-Contributors

In a world where the lines between traditional careers and digital fame blur, it seems the immigration debate has taken an unexpected turn. With OnlyFans models now applying for visas to the United States in record numbers, the conversation around talent and meritocracy just got a whole lot spicier. These internet celebrities, who boast millions of online followers, are staking their claim to be recognized under visa categories typically reserved for those with extraordinary abilities in fields like science, the arts, or athletics. While some might find humor in the notion of internet fame equating to scientific genius, it’s a telling commentary on the age we live in.

Now, before you clutch your pearls at the idea of internet personalities becoming our new national treasure, let’s dissect this with the sarcasm it deserves. It’s a wild world when gaining millions of followers for creative uses of baby oil or posting dance videos is considered an “extraordinary ability.” Unlike Einstein, whose claim to fame involved defining relativity, these modern “visionaries” have figured out how to capture attention in a digital landscape. Einstein never did anything quite like this—at least, not that history remembers.

Some might argue that welcoming these digital prodigies to the United States benefits the economy, with promises of tax revenue and increased cultural exchange. The real kicker is the assertion that their presence is at no expense to those sagacious figures in labs or lecture halls. It’s a crowded country, they say; surely there’s room for scientists and social media stars alike. However, it’s worth questioning whether blending these fields under the guise of achievement trivializes traditional notions of expertise and excellence.

The conversation around OnlyFans models obtaining visas also opens a broader discussion about immigration policies and their alignment with American values. Should the gateway to the land of opportunity hinge on one’s online clout? The answer might not be comfortable, but it is crucial. There’s a humorous irony in granting entry to those whose talents lie in baring it all online, while countless individuals with substantial qualifications face arduous visa processes. While the laughter ensues about the faux outrage over international competition in internet fame, it does cast a critical eye on the seemingly arbitrary standards of immigration.

Amidst the satire and silliness of influencer immigration, there’s a lingering question about priorities. As these digital celebrities march towards American soil, the rhetoric that whatever benefits the tax system should benefit the country might miss a larger point. Measuring worth and contribution by net followers or revenue potential overshadows deeper cultural implications. After all, if the conversation about visas and immigration turns into a social media popularity contest, it’s about time we reevaluate what it truly means to have extraordinary abilities in a nation that prides itself on merit.

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