Finally! The moment every conspiracy theorist, political pundit, and curious George has been waiting for: Hillary Clinton, faced with that all-too-elusive question about Jeffrey Epstein. Like the plot twist in a dramatic soap opera, Hillary was finally put on the spot at the Munich Security Conference. But wait—just when everyone leaned closer to their screens, did she actually say anything of substance? Of course not, folks! It’s as if “dodging” is her middle name.

Does it really surprise anyone that the Clintons have been linked to Epstein in more ways than you can count on one hand? After all, Bill’s escapades with the notorious financier are well-documented in the, ahem, high-flying company they shared. Photos here, flights there—you’d think Bill was racking up frequent flyer miles. And yet, in the vast sea of Epstein-related dirt, Hillary’s only reaction appears to be expressing how “horrified” she is. Horrified? More like horrified at getting caught in the crossfire!

Now consider this: a reporter has the gall to bring up the Epstein question but somehow forgets to mention Bill. Instead, the conversation becomes a meandering monologue about Western civilization and values. Hats off to Hillary for mastering the art of the non-answer. She expressed hope for more transparency but conveniently left Bill’s role in the whole saga sitting in the dark corner where it belongs—untouched and unmentioned.

Let’s talk about those Epstein files she mentioned, the ones she claims should be completely unredacted and released. It’s an admirable move—until you realize that there’s been zero record of her calling for transparency before. It’s classic Clinton to position oneself on the righteous path once the smoke has cleared and the damage is done. The public has heard these tales for decades now, and the script rarely changes. Open mouth, insert political jargon, and keep walking.

Then there was the odd mention of Steve Bannon—an eyebrow-raiser that added nothing to the conversation except as a distraction. Sure, there’s a lot to unpack in the Epstein Files for many involved parties, but last we checked, Hillary’s not married to Bannon. That sitcom might be worth watching, but back to reality: her real-life husband has questions to answer. So, why the attempt to shift focus?

In short, the Clintons continue to weave their narrative dance, hoping the audience forgets the music. But the public isn’t as easy to fool. So the next time someone asks about Epstein, how about a straightforward answer instead of a verbal maze? The truth has a way of surfacing, no matter how deep it’s buried. And oh, what a show it’ll be when it finally does.