In a world where the media seems to only have selective vision, it takes a magnifying glass just to catch sight of headlines that dare to oppose the mainstream Hollywood agenda. Yet here we are with Ron DeSantis, the plucky governor from the sunny state of Florida, who’s hinting at making another run for the White House in 2028. He’s dropped a truth bomb about immigration, and hilariously, the media seemed to miss it. Apparently, they were too busy fawning over the latest fashion line-up or critiquing pumpkin spice lattes to notice. Can you believe it?

Ron, in all his wisdom, had something to say about the Hart-Celler Act of 1965, a topic dustier than grandma’s attic but nonetheless crucial. This act, which many believe opened the floodgates to increased immigration, is being called out by DeSantis who suggests it needs a good, solid repeal. And honestly, when’s the last time someone in politics spoke about putting American citizens first? But in a country where even map directions prioritize left turns, why would we expect logic from the powers that be?

Meanwhile, Congressman Andy Ogles has decided it’s time to propose an Assimilation Act, suggesting a steep 85% reduction in immigration. He argues it’s about preserving American cultural cohesion. Shocker there! Imagine pushing an agenda that actually supports national identity. Critics may shout from their rooftop gardens, but who knew that preserving one’s own culture could be seen as intolerant?

But wait, there’s more! On the opposite coast, amid the glitz and glam of Los Angeles, a heated debate rages about whether illegal immigrants should be given the right to vote in local elections. The city that practically invented the phrase “vote early and vote often” is now contemplating letting non-citizens have a say, because who wouldn’t want their political board to resemble a cast list from a global talent show?

And let’s not overlook the magnificent spectacle of celebrities and liberal elites celebrating the decline in the nation’s white population. Nothing says forward-thinking like throwing a party for diminishing demographics. It’s a topsy-turvy world when reducing a group’s influence becomes mainstream entertainment, but hey, California might just patent that as their next tourist attraction.

In the background of all this splendid chaos, today’s leaders hold up the banner for foreign interests while domestic concerns gather dust. Meanwhile, media moguls and their glittering icons continue to sip their lattes, eyes glued to their curated life feeds, blissfully unaware—or perhaps uncaring—of the American issues that seem to have been misplaced somewhere around the last awards ceremony. America’s compass may be spinning, but at least we have folks like DeSantis and Ogles to attempt resetting our course, one Twitter post at a time.