The recent conversation with White House Press Secretary Caroline Levvice provided a telling glimpse into the current political divide in the United States. Levvice, who recently celebrated the birth of a new baby, sheds light on the radical shift of the Democratic party. This isn’t the Democrat party of yore, folks. According to her, it’s not even the party of Barack Obama. It’s an extreme left faction now, hellbent on turning the nation into a dystopian playground for extreme liberal policies. Think abolishing the police, banning prisons, and opening the U.S. borders to illegal immigrants. And that’s just the start of this downward spiral if the radical liberals have their way.

Levvice argues that under President Trump’s guidance, America has experienced safer streets and more affordable lives. The thought of going back to the chaos of the Biden era is one that should make any common-sense American cringe. Let’s not forget, according to Levvice’s take, the Democrats are the party that wants to let confusion reign in sports arenas by having men compete against women. As if the locker room dynamics weren’t already complicated enough. Thanks, but no thanks on that front.

Now, speaking of Democrats, the likes of AOC are almost too good at disguising their true intentions. It seems there’s a new strategy afoot—what could be kindly called “hide and seek for radicals.” They whisper sweet Socialist nothings under the banner of the Democratic Socialists of America, which Levvice humorously redefines as the Destructive Socialists of America. These crafty politicians would prefer that everyday Americans ignore the Senate floor circus they’ve been conducting and instead focus on saving face for their fledgling policies.

Furthermore, Levvice criticized the Democrats’ opposition to policy changes that would benefit middle-class Americans. Transactions like the largest middle-class tax cuts in American history met with Democrat resistance at every turn. If given a chance, she warns, Democrats would take more from the working population’s paycheck. More tax, more money. And don’t start with the border control issue. If one listens to Levvice’s depiction, the Democrats would rather see the border resemble Swiss cheese than have any substantial control. Amnesty for criminals? You’d expect a curtain to drop any moment in this tragic comedy.

In some slightly good news for the other half of the country, President Trump signed a historic executive order that focuses on the health and wellness of the next generation. According to Levvice, the Make America Healthy Again movement is in full swing, with a focus on childhood vaccinations that give parents more choice. The administration is tackling not just big pharma, but big food too, ensuring that Americans are aware of the substances in their food. All in a day’s work for President Trump, whose commitment to commonsense policies gives the impression that, for him, there’s no task too trivial when it comes to putting America first.

In sum, the conversation with Levvice paints a picture of a deeply divided political landscape. Her words left little room for ambiguity regarding the stark choices facing America. As laughter-inducing as it may be, the vision of Democrats dragging the country back to a chaotic past is one best left in the realm of satirical novels, not real life.