Andrew Klavan just dropped his take on upcoming shows, and folks, it’s exactly the red-blooded analysis you’d expect. The storytelling maestro didn’t hold back, mixing sharp critiques with that trademark wit patriots love. Let’s break it down.

Klavan praised Convicting a Murderer for exposing media bias in true crime, calling it a “truth bomb” against liberal narratives. He slammed Hollywood’s obsession with woke messaging, joking that most new shows feel like “diversity quotas with plotlines.” Conservative viewers craving substance over slogans will find his breakdown refreshing.

The trailer for Mr. Birchum got thumbs-up for mocking academia’s leftist insanity. Klavan laughed at its portrayal of clueless college administrators, saying it’s “what South Park would be if it loved America.” He teased Bentkey’s kids’ shows as “finally teaching values instead of pronouns,” highlighting Chip Chilla as wholesome counter-programming to Disney’s agenda.

Fauci Unmasked earned rave reviews for taking on “America’s favorite dictator.” Klavan cheered its no-holds-barred look at pandemic chaos, quipping, “Finally, someone said what we all whispered at Thanksgiving.” He roasted streaming giants for censoring conservative voices, urging fans to ditch Netflix for DailyWire+.

Klavan cracked on The Pendragon Cycle fantasy series, warning, “Don’t let the dragons fool you—check for hidden Marxist allegories first.” He praised Bentkey’s Kid Fit Chef for promoting nutrition without activist garbage, unlike “avocado toast influencers.” His take? “Finally, shows that don’t hate your kids.”

Wrapping up, Klavan blasted Hollywood’s “moral bankruptcy” and urged viewers to vote with their wallets. “Support platforms that love America,” he said, plugging DailyWire+ as the antidote to woke entertainment. For patriots tired of being lectured, his message was clear: the culture war starts on your screen.