It seems like the AOC Circus is back in town, folks! You know, the kind of show where the performers try to juggle ideals while tripping over their own contradictions. The latest headline act features Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, jet-setting across the country in a posh private jet on her crusade against oligarchs. That’s right, she’s supposedly fighting the one percent while comfortably seated in a luxurious Bombardier Challenger jet. Talk about aiming high—literally!

Picture this: a private jet with a super-sized cabin that could make even seasoned travelers gasp at its grandeur. The chartered trip for the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour is said to cost a maximum of $15,000 per hour, putting a grand dent in socialist rhetoric. Just a little ironic, don’t you think? Sanders and AOC were seen boarding this pricey flying fortress after delivering their rallying cry to the masses, speaking out for the common folk. Meanwhile, their mode of transportation is anything but common.

Adding to the spectacle, we find AOC mingling amongst the elite while questioning why she isn’t mingling with regular folks on a basic economy seat. Not only does she indulge in the finer things in the sky, but she also made a splash by attending events like the Met Gala in her “Tax the Rich” dress, which put her ethics into question. And yet again, her high-flying adventures have landed her under the scrutiny of various watchdogs.

But don’t stop the presses just yet! Rumors are swirling that she might make a bid for the presidency in 2028, having been deemed a leading candidate by pollsters like Nate Silver. However, one can’t help but wonder if she’ll need a bit more than designer dresses and first-class travel to win over voters. You see, it’s hard to play the “average American” card from the comforts of a multimillion-dollar jet.

In the bizarre world of progressive politics, it seems hypocrisy is just par for the course. With each action contradicting the slogans and speeches, it’s akin to watching a comedy show where the jokes write themselves. So grab your popcorn, because it appears we’re in for quite a flight with AOC piloting the socialist hype. But remember, folks, don’t be surprised when those lofty ideals come crashing back to earth. Let’s tune in next time for the next episode of “As the Hypocrisy Turns.”