Well, folks, if you haven’t been keeping up with the latest from the wonderful streets of Los Angeles, let me fill you in. These past couple of weeks have been like watching a bizarre action movie where the villains are misguided insurrectionists—minus the popcorn, of course. A bunch of individuals, apparently more interested in chaos than citizenship, decided to turn the city upside down. It’s kind of exhausting, really. Everyone’s getting tired of these folks who have no roots here, acting like they own the place. Let’s just say these rioters have done nothing to improve LA’s Yelp reviews.

Picture this: a guy in a green hoodie thinks he’s going to out-sneak the police on an electric scooter. A scooter, folks! It’s like trying to outrun a lion wearing roller skates. Spoiler: it doesn’t end well. But let’s be honest, this isn’t about just one brick-thrower. Americans are fed up with these scenes of madness and want no part of it. It’s time for a little less torching and a little more decorum, wouldn’t you agree?

Speaking of irony, there’s something deeply puzzling about demanding the right to stay somewhere you’re destroying. Burning flags and fighting with law enforcement are not exactly the best way to RSVP your interest in a permanent stay, are they? Now, with all this chaos, you might expect some public outcry about opposing those maintaining order. But wait, it looks like the usual outrage machine took a break this time. Instead, there’s a bubbling approval for handling this lawlessness decisively. So, maybe don’t play dodgeball with officers’ patience if you don’t want to be in the line of fire, rubber bullets included.

Here’s the kicker though—the news seems to confirm what we’ve suspected all along. There’s actually wide support for tackling illegal immigration head-on. Imagine that! It’s like witnessing a real-life miracle—or at least, a shift in the winds of public opinion.

And just when you thought the plot couldn’t twist any further, enter Arnold Schwarzenegger on daytime TV. Those hoping for an anti-Trump speech found themselves face-to-face with a very different message. Arnold, the immigrant success story himself, issued a reality check on respect, legality, and gratitude. He praised the country that let him become the Terminator and Governor. Naturally, the studio hosts were left speechless. In the end, folks, it’s a reminder that guests are expected to respect their hosts—and yes, America counts as a host. So, as we navigate through these trying times, let’s remember that not all heroes wear capes—some prefer shades and a hefty dose of common sense.