James Comey’s creepy “8647” seashell post dominated headlines this week, but patriotic Americans shouldn’t take the bait. The real story isn’t some beachside arts-and-crafts project — it’s the swamp creature’s lifelong pattern of abusing power to destroy his enemies. While coastal elites giggle about “shell messages,” Comey’s actual crimes against democracy keep getting buried.
This Instagram stunt reeks of desperation from a disgraced deep state puppet. Comey knows his reputation tanked after getting fired for lying to Congress and weaponizing the FBI against President Trump. That seashell nonsense was a slimy publicity trick to stay relevant while avoiding accountability for rigging the Russia hoax.
Liberal media lapdogs fell for the distraction hook, line, and sinker. They spent days analyzing shell patterns instead of asking why Comey hasn’t been jailed for perjury. Remember when he swore under oath that the Steele dossier wasn’t used to spy on Trump? Declassified documents proved that was a bald-faced lie.
The real crime isn’t beach games — it’s Comey’s role in the greatest political persecution in U.S. history. He greenlit illegal surveillance of a presidential campaign and covered up Hillary Clinton’s email crimes. While conservatives get investigated for memes, this swamp rat skates free after sabotaging elections.
President Trump saw right through Comey’s shell game. “A child knows what that meant,” he said about the 86-47 post. But patriots know the deeper truth — Comey’s entire career has been about protecting the corrupt establishment. His latest stunt is just another attempt to smear the man draining their filthy swamp.
Liz Wheeler nailed it: the elite playbook always involves shiny objects. They want us screaming about seashells so we forget the FBI’s plot to install Biden through censorship and ballot fraud. Meanwhile, Comey’s buddies still run the justice system — the same crooked crew that raided Mar-a-Lago and indicted Trump over paperwork.
Let’s stop falling for these clown shows. Every minute spent arguing about beach art is a minute stolen from demanding justice for Comey’s real crimes. Where’s the special counsel for his perjury? Where are the handcuffs for weaponizing intelligence agencies? Until then, this shell game keeps working.
True patriots see the big picture. While Comey plays social media games, President Trump keeps fighting to save America. The choice is clear: stand with the man who puts America first, or get tricked by deep state has-beens tossing shells from their golden parachutes.
