Former FBI Director James Comey’s bizarre “8647” seashell Instagram post sparked outrage this week, but conservatives argue it’s just another smokescreen. The disgraced ex-official claimed he innocently stumbled across shells arranged as “86 47” on a beach, pretending not to know the numbers’ violent connotations. President Trump blasted the post as a thinly veiled assassination threat, noting “a child knows what that meant” about targeting the 47th president.
While the seashell stunt dominated headlines, real Americans see through Comey’s attention-seeking games. This is the same swamp creature who illegally leaked classified memos, lied to Congress about Hillary Clinton’s email scandal, and weaponized the FBI against President Trump. His phony beach walk “discovery” reeks of calculated desperation to stay relevant.
The Left’s obsession with this childish shell display proves they’d rather chase conspiracy theories than confront Comey’s actual crimes. Under oath, he admitted changing official documents about the Russia hoax investigation—a felony offense that should land him in prison. Yet the same corrupt DOJ that protected Hillary now shields Comey from accountability.
Patriots remember how Comey’s FBI spied on the Trump campaign using the Steele dossier—a pack of Russian lies funded by Hillary Clinton. His abuses of power paved the way for the deep state’s lawless persecution of conservatives. That’s the real scandal, not some washed-up bureaucrat’s beach art project.
Liz Wheeler ripped Comey’s stunt as a distraction from his treasonous betrayal of American trust. While coastal elites giggle over cryptic shell messages, working families demand justice for the FBI’s targeting of parents at school board meetings and persecution of pro-life activists. Comey’s legacy is one of tyranny, not seashells.
Kash Patel exposed how Comey’s FBI shredded the Constitution to protect Democrats and attack Trump supporters. The same agency that ignored Hunter Biden’s laptop raided Mar-a-Lago over document disputes—a two-tiered justice system on full display. Real crimes get buried while fake scandals trend on Twitter.
This Instagram drama is liberal performance art, designed to mock President Trump and his supporters. Serious leaders like Dan Bongino warn that focusing on Comey’s shells lets the fake news media avoid reporting on Biden’s cognitive decline, the border invasion, or the economy collapsing under Democrat policies.
Enough games. Americans deserve answers about the FBI’s corruption, not another round of Comey’s reality TV antics. Lock him up for his actual crimes—not seashells—and drain the swamp once and for all. The radical Left fears Trump’s return because they know he’ll finish the job they sabotaged.
