It seems like there’s a rumble going on in the world of liberal media, and it’s not just a ratings dip—it’s a full-on narrative crisis. The progressive giants, known for steering the political chatter on MSNBC and CNN, are experiencing challenges. Without viewers, they can’t orchestrate the agenda-tuned harmonies they once did. It’s tough times for these networks, who’ve counted on the masses to hang onto their every word as eagerly as a kid clutches their Halloween candy.

Now, some big dogs on the left are scrambling. They’re searching for new voices to champion their cause because corporate media just isn’t cutting it anymore. Enter Brian Tyler Cohen, a name you might not know but could soon be hearing more. While conservatives pride themselves on homegrown talent and authentic voices, the left is doing its best impression of the astroturf—a little green but not as real.

In a spicy episode that would make any debate enthusiast giddy, Benny Johnson took a shot at the debate spotlight with Brian Tyler Cohen. Our conservative crusader gleefully highlighted Cohen’s unintentional brush with the MAGA movement. Who would have thought that someone like Brian would find themselves mentioned on Trump’s Truth Social? It was a plot twist straight out of a political drama!

But wait, the show must go on. On the docket was the discussion of some rather eyebrow-raising policy suggestions from Zorhan Mandami, who’s vying for New York City’s top spot. Here was a proposal dressed in its Sunday best—taxing white neighborhoods more. Let’s just pause for effect. While some might nod along with taxing the wealthy more, decorating a policy with racial paint is bound to cause a stir. Johnson’s approach? Tie this policy around Cohen’s neck like a not-so-fashionable scarf and see if he can still walk the line.

The fireworks didn’t stop there. Johnson also turned his aim at CNN and its recent description mishap of a suspect. Being called out for a racial identification error has put CNN in a tight spot, but what’s par for the course on the left-hand green sometimes lands in the rough. All in the name of keeping people informed, they say, but one has to wonder—does mislabeling an assailant truly help anyone sleep better at night?

So, in a world where facts are as fluid as chocolate syrup, the true art of debating might just lie in the laughs shared and the tumult left in one’s wake. Because when it all boils down, debate isn’t just about words; it’s about defining narratives and finding out who’s really holding the spatula when it comes to flipping pancakes of public opinion.