In the bustling world of New York politics, it appears that the circus is back in town, and with all the expected characters making a grand entrance. Bernie Sanders, with his relentless “Fighting the Oligarchy Tour,” has decided to swoop into town, joined by his protégé, Zohran Mamdani. For the liberal duo, it’s about spreading their gospel of taxing success and sharing wealth—music to the ears of those who believe money somehow just materializes.

Meanwhile, in a delicate dance over in New York City’s mayoral race, Eric Adams refuses to exit stage left, despite his struggling poll numbers. Eric, who paints himself as the quintessential working-class hero, seems to be hanging on with the tenacity of a stubborn mule, determined to prove he’s not just another politician outwitted by a pair of so-called spoiled brats with silver spoons for microphones. Some might say the only silver spoon in this play is Adams’, ready to scoop up any opportunities that might come his way—like that rumored ambassadorship to Saudi Arabia. But let’s not jump to conclusions; after all, Adams assures us he’s here for the working-class New Yorker, not for some fancy post abroad, right?

On another theater stage, former Governor Andrew Cuomo, once labeled a “snake and a liar” by some, seems to have a unique opportunity up his sleeve. Some are whispering that he might actually stand a competitive chance should Adams miraculously decide to step aside. But let’s not kid ourselves—Cuomo isn’t exactly known for his subtlety, and he’s certainly no stranger to controversy. His potential path to redemption might be a gripping plot twist in the unfolding saga of New York politics, should the current mayor decide to make an exit.

Now, as Sanders and Mamdani bask in their self-styled socialist glory, it’s ironically their policies that may drive people away as if repelled by garlic at a vampire gala. Mamdani, with his charming smile and radical ideas, wants New Yorkers to embrace his vision, which includes emptying jails and dismantling law enforcement. For those in favor of law and order, his plans might be more akin to a horror story than a feel-good campaign promise. This might be where opponents could strike and showcase how his plans are more suited for a poorly written fiction than the bustling streets of New York City.

So, as the political play continues, one thing is sure: it’s a grand old show full of drama, unexpected alliances, and classic New York intrigue. Eric Adams, Cuomo, Sanders, and Mamdani seem to promise that no matter the outcome, voters will be in for a wild ride. In the end, New Yorkers will have to decide whether they want a seasoned, persuasive politician like Cuomo, a stubborn current mayor in Adams, or an idealist like Mamdani. Or perhaps someone else will emerge to steal the spotlight in this never-dull stage of New York’s political theater.