Democrats just blew $20 million trying to figure out how to talk to men – and it’s as clueless as you’d expect. Party bosses holed up in fancy hotels studying “American men” like zoo animals, scribbling notes about video game ads and “virality.” They’re scrambling because real men dumped them for Trump last election. Now they’re desperate to rebrand, but working Americans see right through the act.
This laughable “Speaking with American Men” project treats masculinity like a foreign language. Elitist consultants act shocked that truck drivers and factory workers don’t care about woke lectures. One report actually tells Democrats to stop “moralizing” – admitting their nonstop scolding turned off millions. Men want leaders who fix problems, not finger-wagging professors in lab coats.
The plan’s big idea? Flood Xbox games with ads about “economic justice.” Because nothing says “man of action” like getting interupted mid-battle to hear about gender-neutral bathrooms. Meanwhile, real men are crushed by Bidenflation, open borders, and schools pushing radical gender theories on their kids. Democrats would rather play Madden than fix Maddening policies.
Insiders admit the party “lost credibility” by attacking everything men love – from tough cops to Saturday football. They called dads “toxic,” ridiculed pickup trucks, and put biological men in women’s sports. Now they’re shocked construction workers won’t vote for the party that canceled pipeline jobs. You can’t study your way out of that mess.
This isn’t strategy – it’s a $20 million funeral for common sense. While Democrats play anthropology student, Trump’s crushing them in polls by defending hard work and freedom. Real men don’t need focus groups to know which side respects them. They see weak leaders who apologize for America while criminals run wild and prices skyrocket.
The “study” whines that Democrats sound “alien on cultural issues.” Translation: Normal people hate their trans craziness and anti-police riots. Instead of changing policies, they’re changing slogans – like a cheating husband buying flowers instead of stopping the affair. Working men want paychecks that matter, not rainbow flags on bulldozers.
Even their own experts call this “navel-gazing.” While Democrats host seminars about manhood, Trump’s rebuilding factories and drilling American oil. Men don’t need a therapist – they need a country where buying groceries doesn’t require a second mortgage. Twenty million dollars wasted on consultants could’ve fixed a lot of potholes.
Here’s free advice for the woke brigade: Stop studying men and start listening. Ditch the gender studies nonsense, secure the border, and let people work in peace. Until then, no amount of video game ads will make real Americans trust the party that sold them out for tofu-eating Twitter trolls. Save your money, Democrats – November’s going to hurt.
