In the latest twist of American politics, one might say Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins is cracking the code on egg prices. During President Biden’s term, egg prices soared over 200%, cracking wallets and cooking up frustration for everyday Americans. But when President Trump swooped back into office, eggxasperation turned into eggcitement, as the prices began to plummet back to sanity. With a five-point plan as sharp as a hen’s beak, Secretary Rollins scrambled to restore affordability, making sure that the nation’s beloved breakfast staple didn’t leave consumers scrambling for cash.
One might chuckle at the irony, with folks like New York Governor Kathy Hochul flapping about the high price of eggs while nestled comfortably in the tax-heavy, regulation-riddled state of New York. Hochul, whose politics might make her a hard-boiled star in the world of egg puns, seems out of touch with the shell-shocking reality her overzealous policies have created. Rollins, on the other hand, is rolling up her sleeves, ready to work with leaders who have the common sense to crack down on absurd policies and not just on eggs.
The Department of Agriculture is not limiting its focus to eggs but is aiming at broader issues. Discussions of SNAP reform have begun to hatch, with Rollins seeking to remove junk food and soda-fueled spending that leaves taxpayers fried at both ends. The welcome sight of Democrats willing to shake their partisan feathers and peck away at real reforms is a refreshing one.
Looking ahead, Rollins seems as busy as a bee ensuring that the farming community has a voice at the table. Deregu-agri-lation is her mantra, ensuring that farmers and ranchers have the freedom to innovate without unnecessary red tape. With President Trump’s vision of a people-powered government leading the charge, the goal is to bring power back to the backbone of America—its farmers. Rollins and her team are committed to putting America—and American farmers—first.
Finally, let’s not forget trade. Rollins has helicopters ready for take-off, with destinations that promise to open new markets for U.S. agricultural products. As she preps her passport for a whirlwind world tour, Rollins has her eye on reducing the hefty agricultural trade deficit left by the previous administration. Her heart, however, remains focused on ensuring that American farmers can thrive at home and abroad, so our rural communities can flourish. Perhaps, as Americans, we can all rest a little easier knowing someone is working tirelessly to make sure our food supply remains as sunny-side-up as our dreams.
