The Democrats these days seem to have a problem on one hand and a crisis on the other. It’s as if they’ve forgotten how to be the “cool kids” they once were during Obama’s time. Instead, they find themselves tangled in a web of their own making, unable to even agree on some of the basic realities shared by the rest of us. As the political landscape shifts, it seems their only tactic now is to sit quietly and hope for the best—or worse, just play dead. It’s a shame since, merely looking competent appears to be an insurmountable challenge for them. Meanwhile, the Republicans are watching with a bemused smile, armed with buckets of popcorn.

With the markets displaying a worrying wobble and China perhaps taking a page from the “eat bitterness” strategy book, the Democrats find themselves in a precarious position. They just need to look steady and composed to make a dent in the Republican majority. But no, instead of presenting unity and coherence, their reflection has turned into a circus performance. One wonders if James Carville’s advice to “play dead” might actually see them faring better than their current antics. It’s a wake-up call that’s ringing all too loudly, yet remains unanswered.

There’s a pattern of Democrats allowing the chaos to unfold—not with a bang but with their gradual, subtle embrace of disarray. Figures like Kamala Harris dancing around issues quite literally adds to this runaway circus. Rather than tackling issues that matter, they’re courting disaster, marching with “anything goes” painted boldly on their flag. Is anyone interested in hearing any more of Biden’s narrative on the daytime couch of “The View”? Or maybe someone suggested they just recycle those plans for space tunnels through El Salvador next?

There once was a time when the Democrats were perceived as the epitome of coolness. Remember when all things trendy and progressive were akin to wearing the Obama badge with pride? Fast forward to today, and even their most prominent players are jumping ship to lend their talents and patience to the Republicans. The likes of Trump and even Elon Musk couldn’t quite agree more. Once upon a time, Democrats and Republicans agreed not just on the problems but on reality itself. Today, they can’t even stand shoulder to shoulder on foundational facts without tripping over their reluctance to define basic terms.

As Republicans relish in their comfortable vantage point, it’s a mix of watchful waiting and anticipation. The Democrat leaders might need to dust off and rehearse their handbooks on unity and direction. They once had a powerhouse lineup but now struggle locating a leader who can navigate the waves without losing the ensemble to infighting and impractical dreams. Whether it’s Newsom’s dwindling podcast numbers or AOC’s starry-eyed political ambitions, the Democrats have a tumultuous road ahead. Meanwhile, Republicans can only look on, amused yet prepared to counter whichever way the dice lands.