In the world of political theater, sometimes the leading roles are played by those who weren’t exactly born for the spotlight. Such is the case with Kash Patel, the FBI director whose antics have turned a prestigious role into his own version of a reality TV show. Now, the Federal Bureau of Investigation—ahem, sorry, Incompetence—seems more concerned with the trending hashtags and podcast placements than it does with the pressing needs of national security. But who doesn’t love a good rom-com subplot, right?

Kash Patel, a name that’s synonymous with cringe-worthy selfies, is making headlines for his less-than-stellar leadership. The conversation danced delicately around bizarre speculations, with Patel continuing to plaster his presence on every platform, seemingly more suited for TikTok dances than FBI matters. Talk about the art of deflection.

Meanwhile, as the nation eagerly awaits action on weightier matters like corruption and threats within our borders, talk of a resignation seems to linger in the air. With priorities tipping more towards viral fame than federal investigations, Kash might do well to retire into YouTube vlogs or Insta-famous endeavors. One can’t help but wonder whether his escapades are the result of genuine leadership struggles or just the ultimate strategy in staying relevant through the entertainment lens. After all, it’s one big reality show, and we’re all just spectators, waiting for the next plot twist.