In the wild world of politics, there’s always a spectacle worth watching. And speaking of spectacles, we’ve got Tim Walls, the man who almost found himself a heartbeat away from the presidency. Picture this: a staggering 60 million Democrats voted for this guy to become Vice President. The mere thought of it is baffling, as Walls’s track record spells disaster—whether it’s fraud, lies about his military service, or even his ill-fated honeymoon in China.

Now, Walls is in a pickle. There’s word that he’s been referred for criminal indictment because of a shocking fraud case in Minnesota. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill scandal; this is one of the largest fraud scandals ever. The Small Business Association and the Treasury Department have both slammed the door on Minnesota under Walls’s leadership, refusing crucial funding. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but with more paperwork and scandals.

Adding to the drama is Annafina Luna, who has gone ahead and waved the red flag to both the DOJ and Elon Musk—yes, you read that right, Elon Musk—demanding some serious consequences for Walls. It’s a whole-of-government intervention, and Walls is not just in hot water; he’s practically marinating in it. The Treasury’s decision to halt welfare funds from being wired out of the country sounds like a no-brainer move, especially when the funds were heading toward some questionable destinations.

In the midst of all this chaos, Walls’s defense is, let’s say, lacking. His attempts at spinning Minnesota as a prosperous state attracting criminals isn’t doing him any favors. It’s like he’s trying to sell an old car by calling it a vintage classic. But, hey, in his words, he’s not going down without a fight. He’s vowed to resist calls for his resignation, comparing himself to the situation with the current guy in the White House.

But while Walls ponders his next move, Republicans aren’t holding back. They’re ready to sweep in and clean up the mess. If they succeed in turning Minnesota red, it could send shockwaves across the nation, spelling trouble for the Democratic stronghold. The question now is—will Walls bow out gracefully, or will he be ushered out with flashlights and handcuffs? Only time will tell in this political thriller worthy of a prime-time slot. Stay tuned!