Ah, the joy of observing the current state of the Democratic Party. Every day seems to bring a new chapter in their ongoing saga of self-sabotage. From the hallowed halls of academia to the labyrinth of politics, it appears that the left is finding new and creative ways to alienate their base and anyone else who might be watching.

Let’s start with the ivory towers of elite universities. These institutions pride themselves on their supposedly progressive ideals but have no issue raking in millions from taxpayers while sitting atop billions in endowments. It’s a wonder they don’t call themselves out on this apparent hypocrisy. And now, they’re suing the country for more money, proving once again that for some, there’s no such thing as enough cash. Really, these institutions are starting to look like money pits with ideologies rather than buildings of higher learning.

Then there’s the Democratic Party’s desperate attempt to connect with the average American by dabbling in something they’ve coined as “dark woke.” One can only imagine what this means because when it comes to self-inflicted chaos, the party seems to have written the book. Their approval ratings have hit an all-time low, revealing that the public might be growing tired of their antics. It turns out, their latest strategies haven’t quite hit the mark with their traditional voter base, especially the younger crowd, which is now apparently swinging towards the GOP. Who knew indecisiveness and double standards weren’t great crowd-pleasers?

Moreover, the Democrats have decided that media bias is to blame for their problems. If only those pesky journalists were a bit more liberal, their woes would disappear overnight, they claim. Of course, that’s easier than admitting their own policies and leadership might be the real issue. This sounds less like a political party with a coherent vision and more like a group of folks scratching their heads wondering why everyone else seems to be moving in another direction.

But wait, there’s more! A Democratic senator recently chose to bond with a deported illegal immigrant with a rather colorful police record. It seems this new friendship was more important than addressing the concerns of citizens back home, who might have liked their senator to focus on, say, public safety. What’s next for these political bigwigs? Hosting a reunion tour for MS-13 members? Stranger things have happened.

And lastly, drama ensues within the party itself. A vice chair is reportedly gearing up for a civil war within the ranks to purge anyone straying from their increasingly extreme views. With friends like these, who needs enemies? Democrats once seemed united in their goals, but now, chaos reigns supreme as they seem to forget what once made them a formidable party.

In a grand turn of irony, Michelle Wolf was right there with a quip about this very factional divide. It’s a reminder that sometimes, a sense of humor might be the only tool left in navigating this strange political landscape. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? As the Democratic Party continues its quest to redefine itself, one wonders if they might soon find themselves in search of a new identity altogether—or at least some new talking points.