As the countdown to Inauguration Day gets shorter, the Democrats are feeling more and more like a kid who just realized Santa isn’t bringing them any gifts this year. Instead of joy and candy canes, they’ve got emails, pardon controversies, and a big ol’ helping of regret. The Senate Democrat leadership recently rocked the camera with a collective look that screamed “send help.” The expression on Amy Klobuchar’s face was so forced it could have doubled as a performance art piece. It seems like Joe Biden is on a roll, and it’s not just the Republicans who have noticed—the mainstream media is having a collective meltdown that could rival a teens’ TikTok drama.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate Joe’s “October surprise,” which was shockingly just a bag of old skeletons. Calling half the country “garbage” while simultaneously pardoning his son would be a comedy sketch if it weren’t so very real. And now, when asked about the wisdom of this move, it’s like watching a toddler deflect questions about their messy room. The only reply from the Democrats has been a stubborn silence, as if they think ignoring the issue will make it go away. Spoiler alert: it won’t.
Every time we see the tired old refrain of “Well, Trump did it too!” it’s like watching a rerun of a bad sitcom. Yes, Joe is the perfect embodiment of “you get what you vote for.” The comedy gold keeps coming when they try to assure us that Biden can do whatever he wants because, hey, he’s the president. Leftist media go on long tirades about defending democracy while simultaneously shredding every shred of it in sight—it’s like watching a magician accidentally reveal their tricks.
And just when you think the Democrats can’t get more embarrassing, along comes Bill Maher, who makes a somewhat triumphant return from his brief stint of anti-Trump myopia. He’s like that one relative who’s finally calmed down after the election, only to burst back into the room yelling about how everything is Trump’s fault again. The level of projection from some of these media personalities is astounding, as they manage to take pride in their ability to criticize Trump while being no better than soap opera stars with their over-the-top reactions.
Meanwhile, anyone with even a hint of “MAGA energy” is being branded as a danger to society. Thank you, MSNBC, for your new storytelling twist where anyone remotely associated with Trump becomes part of some circus-themed horror show. The bars are low, my friends, and it’s absolutely delightful to watch them dance under the weight of their own contradictions. As the left continues to lose their collective minds—the irony of a “save democracy” campaign led by people who have completely forgotten what that entails is not lost on anyone with the ability to think critically.
As we head into the holiday season, it might be wise for these melancholic Democrats to start checking their lists (and checking them twice) because it appears they’ve been quite naughty. And while they’re at it, they might want to pop into Mar-a-Lago’s gift shop online to pick up some “Make America Merry Again” swag for their friends who still have a sense of humor left. Because in this bizarre, topsy-turvy political landscape, laughter is the best gift they could possibly receive.
