So, it seems the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown over Joe Biden’s flailing presidency, and who could blame them? Just a few months back, they were dancing the night away, confident they’d lock-in another term with old Joe front and center. Fast forward to today, and the same party that once practically kneeled before him is now mumbling about wishing they could have had an open primary to give Biden the heave-ho sooner. Imagine that! A party that had to find a way to stage an internal coup before even getting to the election. Talk about a circus, and not even the good kind with clowns and cotton candy.
Let’s take a moment to reflect on the ballet of confusion shown during Biden’s embarrassing attempts to announce his withdrawal from the race. It’s not every day you see a vice president endorsing themselves a mere 20 minutes after a resignation tweet has taken the internet by storm. You’d think Kamala Harris would’ve grabbed that chance like it was a bag of popcorn at a movie premiere, but no, it was more like watching your uncle awkwardly dance at a wedding—everyone’s just trying to pretend it’s not happening.
As if that wasn’t enough, it seems the left is once again panicking because they are losing ground with minority voters, and instead of introspection, they are pointing fingers. Apparently, accusations of racism against Trump aren’t hitting the mark anymore—maybe because so many proud Americans of various backgrounds decided to vote for him in the last election, after listening to the mainstream narrative of him being akin to Hitler. So now, Democrats are scrambling to blame social media algorithms and Elon Musk for their problems! Unexpectedly, it appears that the real influencers weren’t Brad Pitt or Taylor Swift but actual voters. Who would have thought?
What’s even more absurd is the notion that Kamala Harris didn’t get enough star power behind her. Sure, Hollywood poured in their support, throwing their glittery endorsements like confetti at a Manhattan block party. But the Democrats seem to be learning the hard way that a parade of influencers doesn’t translate to votes. If anything, it’s like trying to sell snow to a snowman—utterly pointless. And while they mourn the lack of “liberal influencers,” they might want to reconsider that little internal strife as the real party killer. Their so-called “A-list” ended up being more “C-list” capturing the disillusioned and confused members of the left.
Don Lemon, fresh off the train wreck that was his 15 minutes at CNN, now envisions himself as a YouTube juggernaut. But despite his lofty subscriber count, his views could barely fill a phone booth! Oh, the irony! It’s like he’s the modern-day equivalent of a failing sitcom, with lots of people tuning in just to see how low things can go. Speaking of low, they might want to take a cue from their own forgotten influencers—those who were viral sensations for eating spoons of cinnamon are now best left shelved alongside their memories.
Now, in the epic saga of Hunter Biden, Daddy’s back on the pardon train, and boy, is that raising eyebrows! Several pundits are shaking their heads, grumbling that this pardon is the cherry on top of an already crumbling political ice cream cone for the Democrats. Shocking no one, Biden has pulled the classic “I meant that until I didn’t” move that politicians use to keep the masses guessing. It’s the kind of plot twist that not even a Netflix writer could dream up, yet here we are, living this political soap opera where every episode surprises no one, but it should leave every media pundit clutching their pearls.
In the end, if Donald Trump has managed to expand his base to include young, diverse voters while Democrats are squabbling over their love for “woke” policies, then it’s safe to say the blue team needs a serious rebrand. But perhaps the biggest twist is that while Democrats are busy crafting narratives of despair, Trump still somehow manages to be the guy everyone talks about at the dinner table—much to their chagrin. Who could have predicted that the party of diversity would drown in a sea of its own contradictions and delusions? Buckle up, folks; it’s going to be one wild ride to the next election!
