It seems that there’s a new chapter in the saga of January 6, and it’s certainly a wild one. Let’s talk about Angelo, a man who went from aspiring EMT to a six-second star in the most talked-about event of the last few years. You see, Angelo had the misfortune of stepping through the doors of the Capitol, which apparently is a one-way ticket to a whirlwind of governmental bureaucracy and, dare we say, absurdity.

In a tale that could only come from the annals of modern political drama, Angelo found himself on the wrong side of a federal investigation after boldly entering the fortress known as the U.S. Capitol. But hold onto your hats—he only slipped inside for a mere six seconds! Yes, folks, less time than it takes to microwave your lunch. While many were busy rioting, vandalizing, and committing far worse acts, our hero was simply exercising his curiosity. And what did he face? A parade of federal agents knocking at his door like they were selling Girl Scout cookies—only instead of Thin Mints, they brought charges.

Now, who needs to storm into a lecture hall, right? Angelo went from the Capitol steps to the classroom, morphed into a dedicated teacher in Kansas City, and was preparing for a career as an EMT. But the feds saw it differently. Instead of prepping for his next exam, Angelo was treated to a bit of a “humiliation tour”—shackles included, thank you very much! One day he’s getting ready to save lives, and the next he’s handcuffed like he’s a mastermind criminal. Heaven forbid someone look at the context—just six seconds in a hallway, and suddenly you’re a public enemy!

Fast forward through legal wranglings, and guess what? Angelo became part of the “exclusive club” of those pardoned by former President Trump. You’d think this would lead to a fairytale ending, but there’s a twist. While he enjoys the sweet taste of freedom, he reflects on the injustice faced by those who are still locked away, caught in the bureaucratic crossfire. It’s almost as if Angelo stepped into a live-action dystopian drama where the villains are Old Glory-hugging citizens looking for fairness in democracy, and the heroes are… well, you know.

After everything, Angelo’s faith and determination seem to shine bright. He plans to spread awareness of his fellow incarcerated patriots, reminding everyone that some folks are still stuck in a cell, missing out on life just because they dared to believe in the principles of democracy. It’s a bizarre and alarming situation, one that leaves many citizens scratching their heads and pondering if they accidentally stepped into an alternate universe where the rule of law has gone off the rails.

So, what do we take away from Angelo’s rollercoaster ride? Perhaps the lesson is to always keep your sense of humor. Can you imagine sitting at home with an ankle monitor while the Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl? Life can throw curveballs, but if there’s anything Angelo reminds us of, it’s that hope, faith, and a good cigar can keep the spirit alive—even when it feels like you’re living in a bad movie plot. The sheep may have a few more things to graze on, but here’s to those who keep the flame of liberty lit, even when the winds of adversity howl against them.