Andrew Klavan, the sharp-tongued conservative commentator, just gave his verdict on upcoming streaming shows – and America’s culture warriors will love what he’s saying. The Daily Wire star reviewed trailers for new programs coming to the platform, mixing brutal honesty with his trademark wit about Hollywood’s collapse into woke madness.
Klavan praised The Pendragon Cycle as the antidote to Hollywood’s endless superhero fatigue, calling its Arthurian legends “what happens when storytellers remember moral clarity matters.” He mocked Netflix’s latest lesbian Viking drama by contrast, joking that leftist writers would’ve turned Excalibur into a gender-neutral participation trophy.
The veteran novelist did slam one upcoming show’s “forced diversity” casting as distracting pandering, though he refused to name which series. “When you’re checking demographic boxes instead of telling truth,” he growled, “you’re not creating art – you’re running a communist reeducation camp.”
Trailers for kids’ shows got Klavan’s full-throated approval, especially the anti-woke Chip Chilla animated series. “Finally something that won’t make parents want to burn their TVs,” he cheered. “No tranny story hours – just good old-fashioned lessons about responsibility and loving your country.”
Klavan’s review took a hilarious detour when he ripped into Hollywood’s obsession with explicit content. “These new shows prove you can have drama without orgies,” he barked. “Take that, HBO – your writers’ room isn’t a brothel!”
The commentary king saved his fiercest zingers for the Daily Wire’s VPN ad read, quipping: “Use ExpressVPN so Netflix doesn’t track how many times you rewatch Sound of Freedom instead of their latest satanic drag queen cartoon.”
While mostly enthusiastic, Klavan warned conservatives not to declare victory yet. “We’ve got five good shows – they’ve got entire networks,” he cautioned. “But hey – at least ours won’t make you want to baptize your television in holy water.”
Closing with trademark optimism, Klavan declared: “The left still controls the cultural wasteland, but we’re building oases. Grab your popcorn and your Bible – the counterrevolution’s starting right in your living room.”
