In a shocking turn of events that seems to have left CNN’s helpline ringing off the hook, Donald Trump has magically pulled yet another rabbit out of the hat by winning the 2024 presidential election. Yes, folks, it’s like a low-budget sequel to a movie no one wanted, and the predictable meltdowns from the Marxist Democrats and their so-called news outlets are already reaching Shakespearean levels of drama. If they put as much effort into running the country as they do into sobbing over Trump’s victory, we might actually find ourselves with a functioning government instead of a dystopian sitcom.
It’s amusing to watch Democrats virtually slapping each other in a panic as they contemplate the horror of an oligarchy—meaning a small elite controlling everything. Sounds eerily familiar when you consider how many times you’ve heard about the astronomical wealth amassed by the Democratic elite over the years. For instance, who can forget Joe Biden’s cozy purchase of a 10,000-square-foot mansion in Greenville, Delaware, only to downsize to a “humble” 7,000-square-foot estate? If that’s not a perfect example of the “everyday American” lifestyle, then clearly, I’ve been doing it wrong, living in a house that barely fits a few lawn chairs.
And speaking of rich Democrats, let’s not skip over Nancy Pelosi, whose net worth somehow ballooned to a staggering quarter billion dollars through insider trading. Apparently, knowing what’s happening in government meetings means you get to play Monopoly with real money. Barack Obama isn’t immune either. This gent campaigned on being the poster child for student loans at one point, only to roll into Martha’s Vineyard post-presidency like he was heading to a family reunion with his bank account looking like it just won the lottery.
Now, with the Trump inauguration creeping ever closer, one can’t help but laugh at the chaos unfurling in the media as they scramble to piece together their narratives. Months of frothing at the mouth over January 6th has culminated in a resounding “Uh-oh” for the left, especially with Christopher Wray, the FBI director who became a household name for leading investigations into Trump, resigning. It’s almost as if he knew a storm was brewing and decided to jump ship before it struck land. In his wake, speculation runs rampant about just how many presidential pardons Biden will dish out before he’s shown the door himself.
And let’s not forget the potential upcoming “revenge pardons” that Trump has hinted at. Imagine the look on Adam Schiff’s face when those pardons roll out faster than his conspiracy theories. The mere thought of Trump facing no re-election pressure must send shivers down the spines of the Democratic elite, many of whom are probably keeping their fingers crossed that Hillary Clinton doesn’t find herself on a certain list. How delightful it would be to witness that melodrama unfold live on air, complete with Bill Clinton dodging questions like they’re flying monkeys headed for the Emerald City.
As we gear up for what promises to be a wild four years ahead, one can’t help but wonder just how many more donuts the left will lose over the impending pardons of those “political prisoners” from January 6th. For every tear shed in mainstream media, there’s a reassuring smile on the faces of ‘MAGA’ supporters, knowing that the clocks are about to be turned back, and they’ll soon get to enjoy fresh rounds of justice served cold. Merry Christmas, indeed—because the next four years might just feel like a never-ending holiday party for the political class that’s out to prove what hypocrisy really looks like when the tables are turned.
