The Vatican’s new pope is shaking things up – and guess what? He’s one of us. Pope Leo XIV, born Robert Prevost in Chicago, just became the first American pontiff. His brother spilled the beans: last week, the future pope was kicking back playing Wordle and binging the TV show Conclave. Real people do real things, unlike those ivory tower elites.
This blue-collar pope voted in more Republican primaries than Democrat ones. He picked the GOP ballot in 2012, 2014, and 2016. While coastal liberals clutch their pearls, heartland Americans cheer a leader who understands common sense. His 2024 general election vote remains private, but patriots can read between the lines.
The liberal media’s panicking. A pope who isn’t obsessed with climate lectures or open borders? Unthinkable! Pope Leo’s first speech called for “ethical journalism” and truth-telling. Translation: stop lying about conservatives. The establishment’s terrified he’ll drain the Vatican swamp next.
His brother’s revelation about Conclave isn’t random. The show’s plot? A secret papal election with backroom deals. Real-life cardinals probably regret streaming services at the Vatican now. Pope Leo knows their games – and he’s ready to end them.
Globalists hate his American roots. Chicago taught him hard work, faith, and family matter more than U.N. mandates. While past popes pushed global governance, this one might actually put nations first. Sovereignty isn’t a dirty word, folks.
The Davos crowd’s worst nightmare? A pope who doesn’t bow to climate hysteria. Watch him champion energy independence and call out eco-hypocrites. God gave us oil and gas for a reason – to use wisely, not worship Greta Thunberg.
Conservatives finally have a voice in Rome. After years of “woke” theology, Pope Leo’s focus on traditional values feels like fresh air. The Lord works in mysterious ways – including putting a Wordle-loving Midwesterner in charge.
Pray for this brave man. The deep state bishops will fight him, but real Americans have his back. When’s the last time a pope made the elites this nervous? Never. That’s how you know he’s doing something right.
