Megyn Kelly didn’t hold back criticizing Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s Venice wedding. The conservative commentator blasted the billionaire’s appearance, mocked the couple’s plastic surgeries, and slammed their celebrity-filled guest list as proof they have no real friends. Kelly argued the event showed how out of touch elites are with regular Americans.
Kelly called Bezos “a walking penis” because of his strange appearance at the ceremony. She said his look gave off strong “penis vibes” that were embarrassing. For Sanchez, Kelly attacked her plastic surgery choices, saying they deformed her face and made her look worse than before.
The guest list became Kelly’s biggest target. She mocked how the wedding was packed with stars like Oprah and the Kardashians instead of genuine friends. Kelly pointed out how ridiculous it was that two of the world’s richest people couldn’t find real friends to celebrate with them.
Venice locals protested the wedding with signs like “No Space for Bezos.” They’re fed up with rich outsiders taking over their city. Regular folks see this as another example of billionaires flaunting wealth while ignoring real community problems.
This wedding wasn’t about love – it was a staged PR show. Insiders say every moment was planned for cameras, from choreographed pap shots to over-the-top parties. The couple used the event to boost their image rather than celebrate their marriage.
Sanchez has become a trophy wife molded to Bezos’s image. Critics say she changed everything about herself through surgeries to fit his billionaire lifestyle. This raises serious questions about identity and control when money has no limits.
The wedding proves elites live in a fantasy world. They rent entire cities for parties while hardworking Americans struggle. Instead of building real relationships, they collect famous “friends” like accessories to show off.
True values like loyalty and authenticity were missing from this circus. Real Americans know weddings should honor commitment, not become publicity stunts. This shameful display shows how far the powerful have fallen from what matters.
