Miami’s housing crisis has reached cartoonish levels. A one-bedroom apartment listed for $7,000/month isn’t just outrageous – it’s a slap in the face to working families struggling under Bidenflation. This isn’t “luxury.” It’s greed enabled by leftist policies that prioritize coastal elites over everyday Americans.
While average Miami rents hover around $2,200/month, radical green zoning laws and red tape have strangled new housing construction. Developers now focus exclusively on overpriced “luxury” units to offset regulatory costs. The result? A generation of young people locked out of homeownership while foreign investors park money in glass towers.
Make no mistake – this $7,000/month listing symbolizes everything wrong with America’s economy. Woke corporations and global speculators treat housing like Monopoly money, while teachers and firefighters get priced out of their own communities. Meanwhile, open-border policies flood the rental market with unlimited demand.
The “amenities” in these buildings tell the story. Rooftop dog spas and champagne lounges aren’t for locals working two jobs to afford groceries. They’re playgrounds for trust-fund socialists and digital nomads who’ve never fixed a flat tire. Real Americans need affordable homes – not avocado toast dispensaries.
Miami’s leadership should be ashamed. Instead of cutting taxes and streamlining permits, they’ve created a dystopia where waitresses commute 90 minutes while vacant “investment properties” collect dust. This isn’t capitalism – it’s cronyism, with politicians and developers getting rich off middle-class misery.
Some will blame “market forces,” but don’t be fooled. When government printing presses devalue the dollar and regulations push construction costs through the roof, $7,000 apartments become inevitable. The Fed’s money-printing addiction hurts Main Street to benefit Wall Street.
There’s hope. States like Florida should lead the charge – slash property taxes for primary residences, ban foreign housing speculation, and bulldoze bureaucratic hurdles. Let builders construct simple, sturdy homes without woke sustainability mandates that double costs.
Patriots built this country through common sense and hard work. It’s time to take America back from the coastal elites and globalists who think $7,000 micro-apartments are “progress.” The American Dream shouldn’t require a trust fund.
