In a world where famines, wars, and disease devastate countless lives, it seems the real tragedy, according to some, is that Michelle Obama just can’t seem to get recognized in public anymore. Yes, folks, it appears our former First Lady is experiencing a crisis, all thanks to people being glued to their smartphones. Imagine that—a world where Michelle Obama walks unnoticed down crowded streets, camouflaged by nothing more than a hat!

Michelle recently lamented the state of public attention—or lack thereof—claiming she goes unrecognized while flying commercial. This might come as a shock to her fans, but apparently, being a tall, striking figure with a recognizable face isn’t enough to distract people from their screens. Her brother, Craig Robinson, even chimed in on their podcast with a humorous roasting, suggesting that perhaps it’s time for Michelle to embrace her newfound anonymity. After all, how often does one get to wander freely without a crowd forming?

But maybe she’s no ordinary woman losing her touch with the world. Despite lives of luxury, Michelle claims black women are denied a voice to articulate their pain. Now, some might find it perplexing given her headline-making statements and the opportunities at her fingertips. Yet, it’s a narrative she pushes, much to the amusement of internet skeptics who are quick to point out the irony. They argue it seems her podcast is all about sharing her “silent” struggle—amidst designer wardrobes and seaside mansions.

Speaking of mansions, did you know Michelle recently stayed away from public events like the inauguration and Jimmy Carter’s funeral? As it turns out, life can be tough in an $18 million island compound. Maybe it’s the sea turtle burial grounds or hunting for the perfect funeral outfit that takes such a toll. Regardless, some insist she sacrificed her visibility for a recluse life, leaving us all to ponder her mysterious absence.

Amid divorce rumors with Barack, Michelle keeps the show running. While date night photos with Barack circulate, speculation is rife about what’s really cooking. Islands apart or making headlines together, Michelle’s life offers no shortage of intrigue. Perhaps her seemingly quiet, under-the-radar protest continues, echoing in the chambers of their lavish homes.

So, what’s the takeaway for the rest of us non-former-First-Ladies? Well, the next time you pass by a black woman in a cap, take a moment. Glance up from the screen. Who knows? Maybe it’s just Michelle Obama living life out loud—or maybe it’s simply a world where even the most famous among us can walk by unnoticed, left to ponder their next big statement for the podcast no one watches.