In today’s episode of “Hollywood Drama: The Musical”, let’s take a stroll down the storyboard of Rachel Zegler, the fallen Disney princess, who has inadvertently turned her life into a live-action fairy tale, with a dash of irony and a sprinkle of self-inflicted chaos. Once upon a time in the magical land of Hollywood, this spirited starlet cozy in her Disney dress decided that her dazzling talents should command a steep fee. Except, it seems like the only digits climbing are the ones in her IMDb rating. Surprise! Lo and behold, her big screen debut as Snow White has flopped harder than last week’s soufflé.

Now, imagine our illustrious star seeking brighter pastures elsewhere. No longer is she tucked neatly on screen, but her voice captivates many, though not as imagined in London West End performing for free. It’s a dramatized imagination for effect. The irony, however, knows no bounds, as the very princess who demanded payment for simply wearing a costume has found herself making music metaphorically for free market audiences’ criticism.

While Rachel’s performances impress many, it’s her off-key antics that have left her standing solo on the stage of public opinion. It seems her take on the traditional Snow White character, with talk of empowerment and modern gender politics, has stirred up a cauldron of controversy. But like any great opera, the drama is doubled down with shouts and cries — though fans have not physically clashed with her or her bodyguard. The controversies remained in the realms of media criticism and audience reception.

And oh what a twist it would be if her fairy tale were wrapped neatly with a lesson in humility. Our protagonist finds herself making headlines more for critiques surrounding the Snow White remake than anything else. Yet, one can’t ignore the fact that much of this drama seems to be a homecooked recipe, served by Rachel herself, who perhaps needs to have that famous saying stitched on a new ball gown: “Think before you speak.”

In today’s day and age, where every headline is a potential showstopper, it draws the story of Rachel Zegler to a close — for now. Our former Disney darling now sings sweet metaphorical melodies to the beating heart of a critical audience, a world that pays her not in cash but in opinions and criticism. Whether this chapter ends in a curtain close or a standing ovation remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: Rachel’s tale is a reminder that in a world where everyone’s a critic, sometimes the biggest bruises are self-inflicted.