In a new episode of “Texas Does Everything Bigger,” a bold proposal has emerged from the Lone Star State that’s bound to raise eyebrows and possibly produce a few chuckles. There’s a grand plan in motion, one that involves a property the size of a small country. Think of it as a little gift wrap from Texas to Uncle Sam. It’s all part of their ongoing mission to tackle illegal immigration head-on and maintain border security, and it’s as Texas-sized as you might imagine.
Let’s start with the Alligator Alcatraz concept, which, believe it or not, was once floated tongue-in-cheek by none other than former President Trump. While the idea of unleashing crocodiles (or maybe alligators, depending on who you ask) into the Rio Grande was meant as a joke, the notion of enhanced border security has stuck, albeit without the reptilian enforcers. However, the real plan involves utilizing Texas’s vast lands for building more solid, efficient detention and deportation centers to keep the border more secure than ever.
In fact, Texas has been busy, acquiring a giant swath of land along the river, with eyes set on boosting security and stopping illegal crossings. This land isn’t just a potential new playground for border patrol—it represents a partnership with federal forces to stem the tide of illegal immigration, which appears to have already decreased dramatically with effective policies. It’s a strategic move not solely about law enforcement; it ensures the land stays out of foreign hands, which Texas is wary of, though specific claims about Chinese interests near military bases remain unverified. Texas is playing it smart and playing it big.
A matter that also stirred up a hornet’s nest is the so-called “Sharia city” development. As the commissioner explains, parts of this Muslim community have been around for a decade, but the thought of a new expansion adhering to religious laws that don’t align with Texan—or wider American—values has many concerned. State officials are actively ensuring this development won’t sidestep regulations. It’s Texas’s way of reinforcing that American laws reign supreme in their backyard.
Finally, tribute must be paid to the enormous effort Texas has been putting into rebuilding after recent devastating floods. Communities have been left mourning heavy losses and are in the early stages of recovery. Yet, as resilient as ever, Texas rises with shoulders squared, determined to forge ahead. This fusion of tenacity and humor perfectly encapsulates the spirit in which Texas approaches all its challenges.
With strategic moves on border control, vigilance over foreign land purchases, and a steady resolve to uphold their values, Texas stands ready to continue setting an example. Whether it’s the dream of buccaneering reptiles guarding the margins or simply another day in the Texan sun, one thing’s for sure: they are as determined as any cowboy to keep their land—and their citizens—safe.
