As the clock ticks down toward that ever-so-anticipated January 20, 2025, Democrats seem to be ratcheting up the drama to unprecedented levels. If you thought their antics during the Trump years were a spectacle, just wait—this is the prequel to what promises to be a wild sequel. The latest episode features none other than Vice President Kamala Harris, who, believe it or not, managed to endure an even more humiliating day than November 3, 2020. Imagine having to preside over the certification of an election where you were the candidate on the losing end. Ouch.
Picture this: Harris stands in the Capitol, not as a victorious official, but as a reluctant emcee at her own electoral funeral. Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, can hardly contain his smirk as the results blare across the room: Donald J. Trump, 312 electoral votes; Kamala D. Harris—well, let’s just say the number is more likely to be represented by a single digit than a two-digit figure. It appears that the Democrats haven’t yet figured out that the January 6 narrative, which they’ve been using like a tired old prop at a bad play, just isn’t resonating with the American public. As the saying goes: the people have tuned out, and the ratings are plummeting faster than a liberal’s sanity when faced with facts.
Interestingly enough, the Democratic Party is still grappling with the fact that only a paltry 5% of Americans consider January 6 to be the high-water mark of Trump’s presidency. For Republicans, the infamous “insurrection” is about as memorable as last year’s holiday fruitcake—sure, it was a topic of conversation, but most would prefer to leave it in the past. But not the Democrats. Oh no! These folks cling to the past with the fervor of a toddler refusing to part with their beloved blankie, insisting this day was somehow equivalent to World War II or the Holocaust. Meanwhile, the rest of America is scratching their heads and wondering what exactly they’ve been smoking.
Still, it’s almost impressive how Democrats have managed to transform January 6 into their own personal drama series, complete with over-the-top hearings that even Hollywood would pass up for being too unrealistic. It’s a political drama so riveting you’d think it was produced by the same network that brought us “Game of Thrones.” Just remember: for the Dems, every day is a potential awards show—complete with dramatic reenactments and historical footnotes that could use a serious fact-check.
And let’s talk about the sheer absurdity surrounding the latest so-called scandal involving Harris’s husband allegedly snubbing her at a Senate swearing-in ceremony. The liberals managed to turn what was a simple case of “Oops, I can’t shake your hand because I’m risking a tumble with my cane” into a multi-thread discussion on systemic racism and bigotry. Yes, you read that right: handshakes are now an indicator of moral standing and decency. Forget policy debates or actual issues—handshakes are the new litmus test of character!
As the theatrics escalate, one can only hope that Americans are stocking up on snacks for the upcoming political circus. With so much drama unfolding, it looks like we’re all in for a bumpy ride leading up to January 20. So grab your popcorn, folks; this show is just getting started. Because if the Democrats think that a lack of a handshake is worthy of their pseudo-virtuous outrage, just wait until they see what’s coming in 2025. It might be time for those “liberal tears” mugs to go on sale for the masses—because, heaven knows, they could use a refill!
