In a move that undoubtedly has the woke mob frothing at the mouth, Time magazine has bestowed the title of “Person of the Year” upon Donald Trump. Yes, you heard it right. The man who turned the political world upside down—from flipping burgers at a McDonald’s to flipping the entire landscape of American politics—is back on the cover of a magazine that once declared him a pariah. Cue the eye rolls from the mainstream media as they frantically search for a safe space to cry into their kale salads. This selection is the perfect example of giving credit where it’s due—and trust me, it’s due in spades!
It’s a rare sight to see the liberal media actually acknowledge Trump’s achievements. After all, they’ve had a collective meltdown over his existence for the past several years. Time magazine, with its politically correct agenda, finally got it right this time. Perhaps it was the surprise ringing of the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange that sealed the deal. To think, the last president to achieve this historic feat was Reagan—another one of those pesky conservatives who keep ruining their narrative. As Trump stood there, we can only imagine the media whispering sweet nothings about their “crucified” opinions while they gritted their teeth at the sound of the bell. Oh, the irony!
But wait, let’s not get carried away. As Time celebrates Trump, some on the left couldn’t help but shake their fists at the sky, bemoaning that the award should have gone to someone—anyone—who represents their notion of “democracy.” Maybe they were hoping for an award for the ghost of Joe Biden or perhaps a posthumous trophy for some obscure activist nobody’s ever heard of. How quaint. It’s almost adorable how they think an endorsement from the media Marxists somehow correlates with actual achievements in bettering the country. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t.
Lesley Stahl’s confession about the death of legacy media is also a standout moment. Who knew it would take a former icon of journalistic integrity this long to realize that spinning the narrative wasn’t selling anymore? The media had their moment—and boy, did they blow it. Perhaps if they had stopped lying long enough to see the world outside of their echo chambers, they wouldn’t be watching their views plummet. Now, they find themselves up against platforms like Twitch and Rumble, where influencers with more charisma than a bowl of mashed potatoes are raking in audiences that dwarf those of traditional news outlets. Traditional media? More like yesterday’s news!
And so here we find Democrats in full panic mode, trying to figure out how to wiggle their way back into relevance before the next election. The idea that they should pivot to the right might be the best comedy suggestion ever made. Can you imagine? Democrats have been clinging to their progressive platforms like a toddler with a favorite toy, only to realize the toy is broken and covered in glitter. There’s nothing more ironic than a party that considers socialism a viable strategy suddenly saying, “Hey, maybe we should actually consider what normal people want!” If only they could hear the laughter echoing across the country.
As Trump prepares for his anticipated return to the White House, the only thing paler than the faces of liberal pundits will be the prospects for Democrats trying to stop what’s coming. With the promise of pardons for January 6th political prisoners and the mighty MAGA agenda ready to roll, it looks like a very merry Trumpmas is just around the corner. So, to all the naysayers clutching their pearls tighter, get ready for a wild ride. It’s a new era—one where you might just need to straighten that out-of-date news feed and learn to accept that the people, yes, the people, have chosen their champion, once again. So buckle up; it’s going to be a hilarious journey into the absurd!