In a dazzling display of incompetence, the liberal media has once again attempted to downplay a situation that is anything but trivial. Yes, folks, the enchanting tale of Venezuelan gang members taking over an apartment complex in Colorado did not receive the attention it deserved from our beloved progressives. As if we’re all just supposed to shrug our shoulders and say, “Eh, it’s just one apartment complex,” right? One week into the glorious reawakening of the Trump 2.0 Administration, and the ringleader of this gang was scooped up all the way in New York City. It’s almost as if the law has teeth again—what a world!
You can almost hear the frantic gasps of the woke left as the news breaks that ICE is back in action, snatching up criminals who were previously treated like misunderstood puppies under the watchful eye of the Biden Administration. Sure, there are those making the grand case that schools should be sanctuaries for the “just students,” but let’s not kid ourselves. Teenagers can be dangerous—even when they’re just trying to sneak out of class! So why should our schools provide refuge for hardened criminals? It’s time to rethink this whole “safe space” nonsense and prioritize the safety of every child, not just the ones who may or may not have entered the country through a back door.
The hysterical reactions from progressive educators claiming this enforcement will create a “chilling effect” on parents dropping their kids off at school is laughable at best. If your child is a potential threat, why wouldn’t you be chilly? Let’s face it, nobody should be frightened by authority unless they’ve got something to hide—like the names of their friends in gang subcultures. But rest assured, if a kid’s parent is hanging around without proper documentation, then, surprise! They’re not off the hook either. Sneaking into the country and bringing bad behavior along is a two-for-one package that shouldn’t be celebrated.
You’d think that in their quest to redefine “illegal alien” as some sort of morally upright citizen, the Democratic Party would at least have the decency to be consistent. Remember when they were all about creating Sanctuary Cities? Somebody must have dropped the ball on that—because now they’re clutching pearls and pretending that they support taking down criminals in the shadows. A shocking 87% of people supposedly approve of deporting criminal immigrants. But wait a second, weren’t these the same folks pushing to redefine terms and claiming that “illegal” is akin to using the N-word? Ah yes, double standards in action! It must be exhausting to keep changing the narrative while simultaneously trying to protect a crime wave.
Meanwhile, let’s take a moment to applaude the new White House Press Secretary. Caroline Levit strolled up to the podium and made a charming announcement: she’s the first of her kind in several categories. Isn’t that a delightful feather in the cap? But folks, we simply don’t need to know about your resume when the country is at stake. What we do need are answers about how the Trump administration is already putting America back on the path to greatness. It’s exhilarating to think we’re not just returning to normal—oh no, we’re propelling ourselves into what can only be described as the appointed Golden Age of America!
Lastly, let’s bid adieu to Jim Acosta, who has clearly been struggling to find a place in the evolving landscape of American media. In a stunning act of desperation, he leaped off the sinking ship of CNN to find refuge elsewhere—perhaps an independent venture on some platform still stuck in 2007? Good luck, Jim! When you realize that people might not want to hear you preach about “truth and hope” in an age of overwhelming choices and narratives, you might just miss the days when talking heads like yourself didn’t have to compete with cat videos for attention. But hey, at least you’ll have time for that soothing cup of liberal tears!
