President Trump’s policies are winning so big that the media’s heads are spinning faster than a Prius in a Texas parking lot. The Wall Street Journal and their pals keep screaming about “inflation apocalypse” from Trump’s tariffs, but hardworking Americans just see prices dropping and paychecks stretching further. These experts promised economic doom, but all we got was cheaper eggs, booming farms, and factories hiring again.
The media’s meltdown over Trump’s deal with Saudi Arabia was pure comedy. The Saudis dumped trillions into American jobs, but the Journal cried about imaginary inflation. Meanwhile, real Americans cheered investments that put food on tables and flags on porches. Globalists hate seeing America win, but Trump’s deals prove patriotism beats their panic.
China’s grip on our supply chains? Shattered. Drug prices? Plummeting. The Houthis? Bombed into last Tuesday. Trump’s smashing victories overseas have left the media scrambling to invent new doomsday scenarios. They’d rather side with communist China than admit Trump outnegotiated everyone.
Tariffs were supposed to wreck the economy, according to NBC’s “experts” reporting from submarines near Greenland. Instead, they crushed China’s bullying and brought manufacturing home. The media acts like tariffs are Hitler’s mustache, but all we see are packed factories and proud workers.
CNN’s “analysts” still claim Trump’s presidency is fascism… any day now. They’ve been wrong for eight years, but they keep crying wolf. Real Americans know fascism is cancel culture, book bans on conservatives, and Jack Smith’s witch hunts—not a president who puts America first.
The New York Times sobs about migrant chicken farmers losing profits, ignoring that Trump’s policies help legal immigrants thrive. They’d rather paint hardworking patriots as villains than admit border security creates opportunity for everyone.
While the media hyperventilates, Trump’s knocking out wins faster than a bald eagle in a fistfight. Deals with Iran? Check. U.K. markets open for ranchers? Check. The press can’t handle success that doesn’t fit their “orange man bad” script.
Real America isn’t listening to coastal elites crying into their lattes. From Kansas to Texas, we’re too busy winning. The media’s tantrums just prove Trump’s right—they’re the enemy of the people, and we’re the ones laughing all the way to the bank.
