The holidays are upon us, and you know what that means: a fresh batch of liberal meltdowns to make even old St. Nick chuckle! As Thanksgiving rolls around, it seems like the left is more committed to canceling family gatherings than enjoying turkey. Talk about your holiday spirit—or lack thereof. In a delightful turn of events, it appears that some progressives are opting out of Thanksgiving dinners to spare their relatives the agony of hearing their bitter rants. Who knew “avoiding family” could become the new holiday trend?
Enter Joy Reid, the queen of MSNBC, who celebrated Thanksgiving by serving up a heaping helping of attitude. With all the charm of an angry turkey, she lamented over Trump supporters as though they were the unwelcome side dish nobody wanted. But hey, Joy, if you’re looking for accolades from the 73 million who voted for the guy you love to vilify, good luck with that. The fact is, no one is out here asking for your approval or a participation trophy. Maybe just focus on your own plate instead of peeking over at the MAGA table.
If that wasn’t enough to make your Thanksgiving a laugh riot, CNN raised the stakes by throwing shade on Donald Trump and Elon Musk celebrating together in Mar-a-Lago. Apparently, the sight of these two titans sharing a meal caused the left to clutch their pearls tighter than grandma on bingo night. Seeing Trump and Musk dancing to “YMCA” apparently sent shockwaves through the newsroom, as they speculated ominously about Musk’s potential influence on politics. We might as well start preparing for an episode of “The Shadow President” featuring the richest man in the world and his brainy whims!
And speaking of brainy, have you heard about the academic elite’s take on Thanksgiving? Apparently, it’s nothing but a reflection of colonial oppression and racism, and a few geniuses on TikTok are determined to convince everyone to abandon the holiday. Real talk: if the biggest problem in your life is the history of Thanksgiving, you might want to turn off your screen and step outside. You’d think these folks would realize the irony in shunning Thanksgiving while simultaneously whining about how “oppressive” it is to not have a seat at the table.
But leave it to the “woke” to turn even the most classic of children’s shows, Charlie Brown, into their latest cause célèbre. A scene from a decades-old special where the black character Franklin sits alone is apparently now a “problem” that needs fixing. Wait a second! Did these critics miss the part where he’s just trying to be the coolest kid at the table, eyeing all the good food? The ongoing analysis of cartoons from the ’60s feels like searching for a needle in a haystack filled with nonsense. Maybe they should channel that energy into real issues—like the lack of sense in online discourse!
At the end of the day, Thanksgiving may still be a family affair for most folks out there, but for many on the left, it’s become a perfect excuse to self-isolate. With liberal self-cancellation at an all-time high, who needs the usual family drama when you can trade it in for TikTok rants and cringe memes? So grab your pumpkin pie, lean back, and watch as the left continues to spiral this holiday season. Who knows? With each meltdown, they might just make this Thanksgiving the most entertaining one yet. Happy feasting, everyone!
