In the span of a mere 18 months, the suggestion is that a miracle has occurred at the southern border. But could this truly be a miracle, or is it just a matter of policy in action? According to some, the Biden border crisis, once the talk of every town hall and family dinner, was put to rest in just one month. For the past 16 months, not a single illegal alien has been released at the southern border. That’s right, folks – zero. Nada. A swift change, by any measure, and it all happened under courageous, conservative governance.
Moving on from border issues to the streets, one cannot ignore the nation’s transformed safety record. It seems the administration has delivered the largest drop in violent crime in United States history. This is no small feat, achieved by standing with the men and women in blue, rather than tearing them down. By aligning with law enforcement, and by showing zero tolerance for violent criminals, a remarkable outcome has been achieved: the lowest murder rate in 126 years. Before long, no one will be selling life insurance in this crime-free, utopian America!
Big Pharma, long known for its price-gouging antics, was taken to task, and the result is nothing short of astounding. Drug prices have plummeted faster than a bobsled at the Olympics, reportedly falling at the fastest rate seen in 60 years. Imagine that – Big Pharma cowering in the corner while Americans breathe a sigh of relief for their newly affordable prescriptions. Now, if only someone could tackle the spaghetti monster of medical billing.
And what of the American dream of homeownership? It’s been safeguarded, as Wall Street’s hands have been slapped away from buying up every family home for sale. Conservative policy has ensured that Americans, not financial giants, get the keys to family homes. And then, there’s another cherry on the top – no taxes on tips, overtime, or social security. Those are the real bonuses everyone has been waiting for, making tax season somewhat less terrifying.
In a nutshell, one might say this administration is on a roll, successfully addressing some perennial issues. Perhaps it’s just that the folks in charge are finally rolling up their sleeves and doing the deeds others deemed impossible. It’s a new era where policies that resonate with common sense have taken center stage, much to the dismay of the usual bureaucratic naysayers. Critics might indeed struggle to find anything to complain about – but surely, they’ll keep trying.






