In the latest thrilling installment of Spencer Pratt’s never-dull saga of political musings, he took a moment to answer the iconic question: who is his political role model? Now, anyone who figured it might be a past president or a charismatic governor might be a tad off the mark. Spencer, ever the unpredictable, declared his political role model to be none other than Jesus Christ. Yes, the very same Jesus known for turning water into wine, not exactly a typical politician’s move, but hey, maybe that’s the fresh perspective politics needs.
In a twist that would make even the most creative Hollywood scriptwriters envious, Spencer drew a parallel between himself and none other than former President Obama. Forget the lack of a law degree, which someone from “The View” was quick to point out. Spencer has plans to fix that with an online law course, perhaps during commercial breaks or while waiting for his kombucha to ferment. And if you’re picturing Spencer sipping a coffee while stressing over torts and statutes, you’re not alone.
But does Spencer want to jump into the foggy world of politics with both feet? Not exactly. He’s more inclined to be a “fighter for the people,” which is about as vague a job description as one can get without ending in “consultant.” It’s politics without the politics, perhaps? Although he did assure he has a host of unnamed advisors ready to join his dream team, just shrouded in secrecy due to concerns about their safety. Intrigue abounds!
So, what would a Pratt administration even look like? Well, Spencer gave a quick jab at the current mayor’s resume, kindly reminding everyone that if the criterion for leadership is naming a post office, he’s not that far behind. Armed with a burning desire to yell at the LADWP about empty reservoirs, it sounds like he’s already got his podium-ready voice down pat. Whether that podium turns out to be on city hall steps or just his kitchen counter is yet to be seen.
In this wild ride of charisma and bravado, Spencer Pratt is carving out a niche that’s quintessentially his own. In a world where politics can often seem as dry as a four-day-old piece of toast, Spencer offers up a generous dollop of personality. With tea in hand and eyes set on an imaginary horizon, he’s definitely one to watch, if not for policy insights, then at least for the entertainment value he brings to the ever-spiraling circus that is modern-day politics.
